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If it comes from a test tube - it isn't a burger, it's a sausage.
Andrew, Malvern, UK
Faster than light goes the way of cold fusion and life on Mars. Is there nothing we can do? P.S. Caption Comp. is on the blink - there's a challenge for you.
John, Sevenoaks
Monitor: Fixed.
Do you think someone ought to explain that on average, 50% of ANYTHING is below average. Nah. Let's strive to get ALL our broadband speeds above average!
Colin Main, Berkhamsted, UK
The Beeb really is trying to extract as much mileage as possible from the still of Adele at the Brits. Are the Entertainment pages edited by a pre-pubescent boy?
Basil Long, Nottingham
Anyone else spot the Slitheen? Where is Harriet Jones when you need her?
Rusty, Flydale North