Your Letters
16:34 UK time, Friday, 2 March 2012
Breaking News - Caption Competition comments box gone AWOL! Thousands of magazine readers have received a 404 error instead of the expected pristine comments box. In a desperate search for a small quantity of kudos, they are frantically searching the internet for their lost comments box. I'll get my deer-stalker hat.
Jay, Ex-pat in Oz and loving it
No letters on 1 March? Is this because MM had to work an extra day on 29 Feb?
Altogether now - "aaah".
Joe, Rustington
Has Magazine Monitor taken off on a spree of pre-Olympics civil disorder? No Thursday's letters. A tantalising Caption Competition that we can't enter. The suspense is killing us. I think we should be told.
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
This is the voice of the Mysterons. We have taken your caption competition comments box. You will find it on our barge floating down the Thames.
Discombobulator, Newcastle
One for 10 things? Seems such a shame would liven up cabinet meetings no end.
John Airey, Peterborough
I'm sick of pop music, British food and Anne Robinson (which one is Anne Robinson again?). I'm sick of cancelled Welsh soap operas and angry letters to the Daily Mail (Friday's paper monitor). There will never be another Caption Competition again. My country, which I love, is ruined, but I did enjoy a very sunny St David's Day. Have a good weekend, Monitorites.
Rob Mimpriss, Bangor, Wales
Oh no! Gremlins have taken over the Beeb.
Candace, New Jersey, US
I think Rob Falconer Tuesday's letters must have let the Sun from Greece Tuesdays letters blind him if he thinks Eddie the Eagle was a great sportsman, I do agree he was a very brave sportsman and was great value for entertainment but as for being good at his sport, You have got to be having a laugh.
Tremorman, Gateshead England
Ray (Wednesday's letters) - can you please add this to your list of weights and measures: "The Earth is getting about 50,000 tonnes lighter a year, which is just less than half the gross weight of the Costa Concordia..." Please can you distribute to the wider audience the relevant conversion rates too.
Ross, London
Ray (Wednesday's letters), I insist that we find some way to telegraph Times into your title as well, since people often forget that this too is a form of measurement. *Fetches coat and newspaper*
Simon, Winchester
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