Caption Competition
13:06 UK time, Friday, 15 June 2012
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed.
Employees across the US were taking part in the annual Take Your Dog to Work Day. Dolly is one of millions of dogs that accompany their owners to dog-friendly businesses across the every day.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Camilla Bit My Finger wrote:
Canine to five.
5. Candace9839 wrote:
"Sitting, rolling over and playing dead, along with begging. You've a bright future ahead."
4. midge-de-zarquon wrote:
"If any one asks, you ate my report."
3. Dyeb51 wrote:
Following the success of Pudsey on Britain's Got Talent, applicants were being vetted for the next series of The Apprentice.
2. MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Walkies, yes, but no special treats for executive breeds.
1. ARoseByAnyOther wrote: Keep calm. 'Dog eat dog' is only an idiom.
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At 14th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:Dolly mucks up the caption competition links again....
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At 14th Jun 2012, Dyeb wrote:DOLLY WOULD
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At 14th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Look, Ruff Guide says it's a good place for lunch.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Dyeb wrote:Following the success of Pudsey on Britain's Got Talent, applicants were being vetted for the next series of The Apprentice
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At 14th Jun 2012, johnc wrote:Now remember, only 2 hours at your monitor at a time, take a 5 minute break, and when you do, mine is tea with one level teaspoon of sugar in the Jubilee mug.
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At 14th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:"LeadERs and followers, actually."
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At 14th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Walkies, yes, but no special treats for executive breeds.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Alvin Olaf wrote:Canine to Five
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At 14th Jun 2012, MorningGlories wrote:"Barking up the wrong tree, indeed."
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At 14th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:"Sitting, rolling over and playing dead, along with begging. You've a bright future ahead."
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At 14th Jun 2012, Alvin Olaf wrote:Workies!
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At 14th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:"Hmmm. 100 facial expressions. One for fear, one for aggression, and 98 for 'Are you going to finish that'.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Alvin Olaf wrote:Now Dolly, I distinctly remember telling you it was a WHITE collar job.
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At 14th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:I told you I could teach him to run a successful meeting.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Tremorman wrote:Hello Dolly this is work dolly
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At 14th Jun 2012, Fi wrote:I'm the one wearing the dog tag around here, and don't you forget it!
...Hang on a minute!
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At 14th Jun 2012, Tremorman wrote:Go and get the team leader
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At 14th Jun 2012, Fi wrote:"I've had another complaint from the management. You are NOT to go anywhere near those low hanging fruit on your comfort breaks..."
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At 14th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Happily, our new CEO is not a cat person.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Fi wrote:Today you're on "dog & bone duty" - otherwise known as telesales...
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At 14th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:A dog is even less likely to understand English when it's made of fabric and has wheels.
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At 14th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Keep calm. 'Dog eat dog' is only an idiom.
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At 14th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:But two legs can be good given a chance.
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At 14th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:Later, Dolly duets with Kennel Rogers
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At 14th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:Later, Dolly duets with Kennel Rogers and Tammy Wynalot.
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At 14th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Yes, the boss is barking mad, actually.
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At 14th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:#26 And a penny Pinscher!
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At 14th Jun 2012, MorningGlories wrote:And when you answer the phone, remember not to sound too sniffy.
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At 14th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:What's that Dolly? Problems at the Beeb?
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At 14th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:No bacon butties?! I quit!
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At 14th Jun 2012, Tremorman wrote:Be quiet Dolly i'm on the Dog and bone
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At 14th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Just another dog day afternoon.
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At 14th Jun 2012, clint75 wrote:"Don't touch the computer again Trixie! You've just lent $15 trillion to some people who can't possibly pay it back, but I'm sure it will be o.k."
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At 14th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:From USA woof love
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At 14th Jun 2012, midge-de-zarquon wrote:"And after you've relieved yourself in Dave's cubicle, I want you to chew up Anne-Marie's seat cushion."
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At 14th Jun 2012, midge-de-zarquon wrote:"If any one asks, you ate my report."
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At 14th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Fetch my tea, bite my competition and listen, an
d we'll get along fine.
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At 14th Jun 2012, midge-de-zarquon wrote:"Don't make those puppy dog eyes at me. I'm not processing your expenses forms any quicker."
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At 14th Jun 2012, midge-de-zarquon wrote:Coffee for Sue ... tea for John ... kibble for Rex...
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At 15th Jun 2012, penny-farthing wrote:"I took a dump in the boss's office.Will that be a problem for you?".
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At 15th Jun 2012, Pete Reid wrote:"Now that wasn't at all what we meant by Business, Dolly".
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At 15th Jun 2012, penny-farthing wrote:"9 to 5? Five days a week? That would really curtail my lamp-post peeing agenda".
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At 15th Jun 2012, Alvin Olaf wrote:Dolly received a ticking off for trying to hide under the desk waiting for next week's Take Your Cat To Work Day
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At 15th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:"Got any change for the Scooby Snacks vending machine?"
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At 15th Jun 2012, Alvin Olaf wrote:No-one likes to discover Bichon behind their back at work
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At 15th Jun 2012, BeckySnow wrote:"You never said your office was in a poultry farm shed?"
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At 15th Jun 2012, Candace9839 wrote:Dolly: Woof or woof out you, Cynthia. Your call.
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At 15th Jun 2012, VirtuousFang wrote:When the Boss said 'Bite my Shorts' he didnt mean it literally
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At 15th Jun 2012, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Dolly: "Where's Dogbert sit?"
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At 15th Jun 2012, tundra1 wrote:Dolly is not convinced the human is ready for Britain's Got Talent
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At 15th Jun 2012, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:(Dolly) This is what you get up to every day?! Seriously?!
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At 15th Jun 2012, johnc wrote:When I said you are in charge of the post I did not mean lamp...
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At 15th Jun 2012, VirtuousFang wrote:Please remember next time, not to sniff peoples backsides as they go past, and certainly don't hump their leg
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At 15th Jun 2012, Andy wrote:I *know* where the ball is, there's no need to point - but if you wanted it, why did you throw it away?
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At 15th Jun 2012, johnc wrote:Sorry but the evidence is overwhelming. 50 copies have been circulated to all departments and the photocopier has had to be disinfected.
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At 15th Jun 2012, Tremorman wrote:Things were getting hectic so they decided to paws for a moment.
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