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Moddum - a Mexican waif

Moddum clearly chose her outfit all by herself

Actually, I'm a Chihua, but my owner has a stutter

There are signs Paris Hilton may be suffering from dementia

Actually, I'm a chic-huahua

"Saturday night's all right for bitin'...."

All dressed up like a dog's dinner? Did somebody mention food?

Elton John's garden party was about to go to the dogs.

You ain't seen me right !

Even the fashion police have sniffer dogs these days.

Customers begin to be suspicious on meeting the new cashiers at Barclay's

All right, I admit I was pouring a liquid into a container, but the coach hadn't made a convenience stop for hours

Every chihuahua has a poodle inside trying to get out

It's the latest from Will.I.am if you must know...

I might look cool now but I'll be a chilli dog later

They say I look tasty, hopefully not in a bun

He wants to visit Paris someday. No, not the city.

I can assure you our illustrious family tree is not one we make a convenience of

The Vietnamese clearly like exotic food

Walkies indeed.

And I get it all second-hand from Dogsfam

The latest winner of "Pup Idol" at a photoshoot today

Proof that guide dogs should never let their owners dress them

Does my tail look big in This?

"Oh no, here's comes my mate Pedro, I'm never going to live this down in the kennels"

It all started with a rhinestone collar at Christmas.

Fashion conscious, yes, but I'm also financially-savvy too. I buy it all at Pribark.

This dog does indeed hunt, but for bargains.

For the seventh Star Wars episode, George Lucas introduces a lovable new character, Jar Jar Bling

I'm not allowed in the mall. There's a ban on Ewoks.

In his later years, Long John Silver developed a distaste for parrots

Gucci poochy

Yves St. Bernard

Well, it's like dressed crab, but it's Vietnamese

"You don't like his attitude ? Well it was your hat he chewed not his"

Having spent a vast fortune in GAP BABY on 0-3 months clothes, Angelina wasn't going to let it go to waste

Ex-Regimental Mascot tries for new career after watching "Midnight Cowboy"

You have caught me on a good day, I normally look a little wuff

Don't worry, Sir Andrew, this will win us next year's Eurovision

Moddum was owned by Miss Paris Travelodge

Moddum wanted desperately, a modicum of respect. . . Fate decided on a wardrobe malfunction.

Moddum had spotted the Higg's boson months ago, but "no-one believes that cowboy"

It's no good. Marks and Spencer just doesn't understand dogs. The stuff for a 10 1/2-year-old was far too big.

The Dogs nuts

Of course, when I was naked, we used to shop at Wal-Mart

Poor Moddum had been caught up in an anti-terrier raid

Watchdog finds more irregularities at Bark-lay's

Madonna's let herself go.

Yeah, I bought all this gear with my refund after that Cardiff City FC shirt colour debacle

Moddum's owner needs help (or a punch in the face).

Westminster here I come.

Pampered pooch? I can assure you most definitely I am NOT wearing nappies.

Yes, I do know my left paw from my right but try telling him.

Now where's that catwalk?

Whine women and song

Actually, the name's Fideau

Dogs evolve

I’ve come for the man that shot my paw..

Lapdog? Actually, I'm more of a shoulder dog.

Crufts announces it is starting its own designer label

As the corgis are packed off to the local dogs' home, the Queen begins to regret asking Jean Paul Gaultier to upgrade her image

Well, Mr Diamond, as disguises go its pretty good. But it’s possibly a bit tight for every day?

Wish-I-Wasn't

After a 40 hour search dog party girl found.

Well, I expect many of you don’t have a clue what LIBOR is. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is – and slightly smaller than you thought, eh?

If this isn't animal cruelty - WHAT IS?!?

64 (correction): After 40 hour search, dog party girl found.

Proof, if ever it were needed, that a dog's bark is often worse than his bite

After Bob Diamond's christian names strategy failed, he went for the incognito look...

"and they wouldn't let me in 'arrods eiver, bleedin' cheek!"

Well I was going in for Crufts but they stopped me at the door, said something about not allowing trainers.

I'm too cute for words

After signing for Shanghai Chihuahua, Dogbra arrives for his first news conference

Ok, it's true ... I was the Beast of Bodmin, but I've come out now and I'd like you to respect my privacy.

The Hellhound Damien recieved on his birthday was rather less intimidating than he'd hoped.

Why the dark glasses? I'm travelling indognito.

That's the last time I buy a Vietnamese meat wrap

Right, that's two fingers. As soon as we develop opposable thumbs, we're going to take over the world.

Men in Black producers deny rumours of casting shake-up.

When drag queens accessorise.

For goodness sake! Where's Trinny and Susanna when you need them?

Gok Wan announces His Next project 'How to look Good Dressed as a Dogs Dinner'

Having her wear a jacket and trousers means we no longer have to bother carrying plastic bags and a scooper around with us

What happens to all those unwanted clothes you send to the PDSA charity shops

Can we go now?

Pound for pound more fierce than an African lion when told he cannot go shopping.

OK, my turn now : WHEN I WAS GOING TO THE SHOPPING MALL, I SAW . . . . . a very small dog wearing a mini leather stetsun, a tiny pair of pink sun-glasses, a . . . minute denim jacket, a teeny George Michael tee shirt, a . . . pair - two pairs - of sweet little lace-up sneakers and . . . and . . . a false nose made of liquorice!

Since the success of The Artist, Uggie's demands had got out of hand.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

The Hound of the Basket-ville.

A little too mutt-ch.

In this get-up I feel like a crossbreed........indeed it makes me very cross.

When early human/non-human gene-crossing didn't quite make it : here we have a bat, a rat and Madonna

Ha,do you see that Pekinese? Look at his shoes....they're sooooo yesterday.

Zorfi surveyed the scene, and it was a disturbing one. His boys had run the protection racket on the lampposts round here for years – but a new pack had muscled in. “Carry me home now Pablo, and zen let out ze Rottweilers to draw zem in, and zen.. zen.. ze PINK POODLES! A ha ha ha ha ha.."

Taco Bell mascot enters witness protection after sizzling details leaked in chalupa scandal.

Dog takes the biscuit

Madges? We ain't got no Madges! We don't need no Madges! I don't have to show you any stinking Madges!

Moddum is ready to embark to the T in The Park Music Festival this weekend.

Concerned that she might miss her father, Katie Holmes provides Suri with a life size replacement....