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Ryanair introduce "stricter" penalties for fare-dodgers.

Exits are to your right ...

"No, I said we were turning left! Stick your 'other right arm' out!"

Will you stop mucking about, Deirdre, and get back here with the drinks trolley ...

Of course, we didn't used to have air stewardesses in the old days

and this is facebook's one billionth member updating on her iPhone.. D'oh, she's dropped it!

Kevin Pietersen takes a leaf out of David Gower's book in his latest attempt to attract the attention of the England management team

OK, OK. It's a Rolls Royce ...

OK, Melanie, start flapping like crazy

Next time, it'll be a lot easier if you just let me change the fuse in your hair-dryer

"OK, Dad - Love Me Do was a ground-breaking, seminal moment in pop history. Now can I get back in, please?"

"Bye Plane!"

One passenger took the "the smoking area on board this plane is on the wings, if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em" joke rather too literally...

ok, so the new home is a bit draughty, but the views are incredible and the grass doesn't need cutting!

Mitt figured this would be much safer for Mrs Romney

The prototype versions of the 鈥楢irblade鈥� hand drier were somewhat bulky and required quite a large toilet..

Trial of bigger mosquito net halted after appearance of much bigger Mosquito

You are the wind above my wings...

an ingenious solution to a broken hairdryer

Buoyed by his success with the west coast main line, Richard launches his local airline, anyway...

The new, edgy Mozzie Air advert had taken off.

New defence cuts mean that Wing Commander is no longer a desk job.

Hitchhiker's Glide to the Galaxy

"What kind of in-flight entertainment were you expecting for this price - Kylie?"

OK, is your nail varnish dry now?

No peanuts, no beverage and now no seat...

Found girl on the wing, tra-la-la-la-la

No, this ISN'T the De Havilland Mosquito! - THAT's it over there!

鈥淎nd after handling a patient, nurses must ensure they wash their hands thoroughly, with the approved hand wash, and dry them using air not contaminated by street level fumes..鈥�

Air Traffic Control strike requires pilots bring their own.

That's just plane stupid

"So you missed the jet home, Mr McIlroy - still on Eastern Time?"

Squadron leader Fritz was determined to smuggle in the girlfriend at the annual meet up.

Filming of 'Piece of Crumpet' was up, up and away.

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"I can't shake this feeling there's a stow-away on board, over."

Deirdre would be a lot happier once De Havilland had developed the turn indicator.

It was a little known fact that the first SatNavs were invented by the RAF in the 1930鈥檚, and whilst they didn鈥檛 go on to be a commercial success, they did prove at least as accurate as their modern day counterparts..

Fear of Flying - it's for real this time...

He HAD warned her not to bring the pogo stick

One of the hazards of squabbling at altitude.

After that last putt, even the Illinois cops wouldn't give Tiger and his caddie a lift home.

Yes, now I can see your house from here.

Following the West Coast rail franchise fiasco, images are leaked of what a Transport Dept suspension entails...

Following the online leak of Adele's new Bond theme, pictures emerge of the accompanying video...

The air hostess qualifiers were definitely more rigorous.

Just another scandal involving Prince Harry.

I swear that's the last time I thumb a lift so near to Gatwick.

She'd no sooner started Suzi Quatro's "48 Crash" in the CD player when the pilot banished her from the cockpit

Ah! Adele.
I've been expecting you...

Yup,there goes pilot Jim and his trophy wife.

The pilot was convinced it was the only way he could teach her to tell the difference between port and starboard

The Havilland Mosquito experience- massive pointed mosquito bites on the upper chest, even the plane has one! The skies can't save you!

First Group present their bid for the Isles of Scilly air link.

The emergency exit is here and here or, in fact, anywhere you like.

In retrospect,perhaps June had taken the motivational lecture "Look to the Sky!" a little too literally.

Thank Crunchie it's Friday!

Cost cutting measures prompt drastic new procedures to combat pilot fatigue.

Little did Andrew Mitchell realise what would happen to him when he was asked to meet the Flying Squad...

She blamed it on her dyslexia - she could have sworn she had been invited to appear on a new panel game

If patient's blood-oxygen levels are still low after 30 minutes of treatment,increase speed,reduce altitude and continue for another 30 minutes.

The pilot had once worked on London Transport Routemasters, and delighted in saying "Room for one more on top!"

Despite cutbacks, Virgin Atlantic insisted they should retain the Heathrow - New York contract

One Wright brother and one wrong brother ...

A daring way to promote 50 Shades of Brown.

Shirley Wingwalker had always wondered how her career would eventually pan out...

June liked her nail-polish to dry REALLY quickly.

SHOCK! as Lady Gaga wears plane outfit.

"All aboard the Skylark" where the last words Nelly heard Noah call as he slipped from her grasp

Indian rail company takes the bold step into budget air travel.

Looks better on the wing than Stuart Downing (and probably scores more easily)

Daniel Craig's stunt double should have kept her hat on!

De Havilland? Of course we must - we can't stay up here all day.

In the early days of flying, the Law insisted that all aeroplanes should have a person in front with a red flag

Boris Johnson has been campaigning actively against a third runway at Heathrow. David Cameron says he should 'keep his hair on'.

With the impending redundancies of highly skilled Navigators the RAF were taking a 'Back to Basics' approach with new recruits

Actually,the Royals have arrived from above for Olympic Games before.Here we see King George V's wife,Princess Mary,about to parachute in to the 1924 games in Paris.

[shouts] I saw it on the web, Doris. Do-it-yourself satellite launching. Now, when I say, throw the box up as hard as you can.

Spitfires to the left of me, Hurricanes to the right, here I am.

Restorers accidentially used parts from the Mary Rose as well. Who says there's no figurehead on a plane?

Antony Gormley's latest sculpture 鈥� 'Mosquito of the North'.

Justine Greening was regretting her decision to take a quick holiday break with Virgin Atlantic

Before jet engine technology you needed a propellor to propel her.

It may not be an A380. But it has got two decks.

"All our De Havilland Mosquito's are fitted with radar, as back up"

This is your captain. In about ten minutes we will be commencing our descent into Paris, Charles De Gaulle Airport. Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts. And those passengers in our budget seats, please ensure your goggles are in place and your mouths are shut.

The intructor's methods were unorthodox, but she was unlikely to forget mirror, signal, manoeuvre again.

The French were left red-faced in the 4 x 4km bi-plane relay race.

That's the last time I have a Red Bull...

Hello, George, can you hear me? There's a parking space at the back of Barclay's in the High Street if you're quick.

Coming in on a wing and a Clare

Finally the Chelsea boss puts Fernando Torres on the wing

Boris reclined into the rich leather expanse of his chair, the Persian cat purring in his lap. He stared at the screen and smiled mockingly.

"No no my dear. Your pathetic attempt at foiling the congestion charge has failed, mwaah, hah, hah!"

The RAF fly over the World War Two trenches with their secret weapon - Vera Lynn

On this particular evening, James Bond's success rate with women was due to drop abruptly.

Mildred picked herself up after the rough and somewhat early landing. Where was her tandem instructor? More to the point, where was the parachute?

Dyson is further experimenting with more efficient hand dryers.

Actually the plane isn't flying; we're advertising hairspray.

Some felt the Extreme Tour Guiding concept had lost its legs long before it lost its customers.

France admit to not knowing what the "special" was referring to when they formed their special air service