Your Letters
Perhaps Paper Monitor has been busy, but you seem to have missed Clark Kent handing in his notice. Parker is still gainfully employed, it is believed.
Jonathan Barnes, Bridgend
tweeted "How many babies were born in UK last year to Polish mums? 23,000 #ons"... I misread the hash as a T and thought this was a strange unit to use. At the very least it ought to have the metric equivalent.
Tim Evans, Hanwell, UK
Would I lose all my carefully guarded kudos as being an occasionally-published Monitorite by stating that I have never in been in an Ikea shop?
Fee Lock, Hastings, East Sussex
I have a large and very unwanted ash tree at the end of my garden; its sole purpose seems to be to plant hundreds of seedlings in my garden every year. It doesn't seem to have any disease symptoms yet, but I wonder whether the expert tree disease taskforce would like to pop round and chop it down just as a precaution.
David, Romford, UK