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Steven Moffat unveils his collection for 2013

OK, so we overdid the collagen a little

What the well-dressed bank-robber will be wearing in 2013

Couture of the Mummy

Well, it's OK, but the stocking's a bit tight around the neck

Too much face powder then?

Crash vest dummies

Ho-ho-ho couture

And this is the new Spring collection from the House of Asimov

And this is the latest from Vivienne Westworld

If Vivienne Westwood did yoga kit.

Visage of the Damned.

When Sir Elton John sends out for dummies.

The new look for when Oxy 10 just isn't working.

Beige, it's just so you!

And R2D2 will be modelling children's wear

And here we see what the well dressed bank robber will be wearing this season.

Pall bearer auditions for Lady Thatcher were not going well.

This is what happens when Channel 5 buy the rights to show bank robbers' police identity parades.

Silence of the gams

And this is what all boy bands look like before Louis Walsh gets his hands on them.

Eighth new social class discovered - the faceless minority.

Dr Who's 50th anniversary enemies revealed.

Mannequin Skywalker

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In order to deter possible discrimination, all applicants for the new Youth Police and Crime Commissioner position are instructed to wear race and gender neutral masks at their interview.

A glass and a half productions presents.....

For our Christmas collection, I said I wanted a Yule look - not a Yul look

The last show was a disaster so this time the designer was trying to save face.

Pierre Balmain? Nah, this is Pierre Baldmen.

It's sheer! It's transparent! It's see-through PO.

Today the catwalk - tomorrow the world.

Jeremy Clarkson confused at taupe gear exibition.

Journalist: "Blimey, if I had to wear that, I wouldn't know where to put my face either."

The shorthairs were vying for vest in show honors.

"I told you what'd happen if you kept a jerkin ..."

A typo sends hundreds of mannequins to the new Star Wars auditions.

"Don't lie to me - I can see you lot are off your face again".

And those with tights will have to go on in pairs

And my range this year is called "Bureaucracy"

That's the man, Officer - I'd recognise him anywhere

Skittles was very popular at Chanel

Introducing the Antony Gormley collection...

Hot Chocolate's new line up - and a new single - The Cappacino years.

Blind justice - the Fashion Police are totally impartial

Hang on! This collection isn't by Coco Chanel - it's by Coco the Clown.

After 35 years, someone finally designed a collection to cover Morph's modesty...

Right Said Fred announce come-back tour

Fashion police identity parade

If I'd paid out all that money for the outfit I certainly wouldn't want to be anonymous

Q. Can anyone take my shift on the catwalk tonight?
A. Manny can.

In Tarantino's sequel to Reservoir Dogs, everybody's Mr. Brown

Looks like this is another case for goal line technology.

Not what I'd imagined when they said the fashion show would be in manila.

Is it my imagination or have Action Man outfits gone a little less confrontational ?

Vivienne Westwood was determined to stop her models smoking on the catwalk

Publicity photos for "Battlestar Galactica 3: Attack of the Manikins" were not very impressive.

It’s good to see Blake’s 7 back.

"Take us to your leader....hosen".

This new look seems more veiled than unveiled

I said, use a Kodak camera, not a Kojak camera!

I advised you not to let Peter Jackson direct an epsiode of Doctor Who - now the Doctor's on a quest to find one ring to rule them all

Even the fashion moguls are on a tights budget in the current economic climate

But who was the designer? The models remained tight-lipped.

Terracotta Army production line discovered

Facebook users risk identity theft.

I reckon Chanel's OK, but someone's put on a bit too much Cocoa

After the now infamous 'fainting models' fiasco, organisers decide to switch to 40 dernier models for day 2.

Typical! Sebastian gets one little zit and so we all have to wear stockings.

This is my new atheist look - you're supposed to be faithless

The pop group Blue had reformed...but were considering a change of name.

Morph decided not to give up his day job.

Tights and white satin,
Never meaning to bend,
Trousers are ripping
As the seaming doth rend.

Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-catch the day wear

Cat(atonic)walk

Feet of Clay, the movie: auditioning for the golem role

When Botox goes bad....

Mud is the new black.

Don't bother with robbing the Bank of Cyprus

I say, this Patrick Stewart look-alike contest is going well

Simon Cowell does the Sewing Bee...

Yes, I did tell the photographer’s assistant to cover it with a stocking to create a lovely soft focus effect on the face – but I meant the lens!

Lindt anounces it has been taken over by mutating Easter bunnies

It's been announced that Blake's 7 is being remade, but with an even smaller costume budget ...

Vivienne Westwood's chocolate robot mannequins were doing well until they walked under the spotlights

So that's what myxomatosis does to chocolate bunnies!

Pompeii fancy dress do

Lost in lycra

Manufactured music. A boy band moves along the production line.

The Faceless Five, well six, maybe seven.

Kraftwerk - The Musical. The costume department forget to install mouth holes for the Showroom Dummies number.

Anthony Gormley's take on the fashion industry.

Daylight robbery

Part fashion-police, part robo-soldier these are the new forces to be deployed in Afghanistan when coalition troops are withdrawn.

They broke the mould when they made you lot. Actually they hadn't even finished the mould.

Gorgeous George and his crack Treasury team just loved the new dress down Friday look. "We like to think that it helps us to express our individuality and also show that we have the balls to tackle the fiskle, fisscle, fis, money problems facing us all" said a spokesdude.

Invaded by chocolate aliens from the planet Mars - they'll take some licking!

It was Nick Park's first fashion show

Vivienne Westwood had saved a fortune by employing six cheap ugly models and three pairs of stockings

After eating six Mars bars before going to bed, Stella had that dream again