Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Paper Monitor is unwell today. Not sick per se. Nor indeed unwell in the Jeffrey Bernard sense of alcohol-induced unavailability.
Just not able to write anything.
Paper Monitor, had it not been unwell, might have written about the lovely picture of a white lion on page three of the Daily Mail. .
Or indeed about dogs in £4,000 outfits. Made of ostrich feathers. And Harris tweed. .
Probably a load of other serious stuff too. Probably.