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This is my Leeds United bauble appearing with The Cirencester Town Band.

My loving sister provided me with this present and I have proudly paraded it around the county. However this tale of Christmas joy has a tragic end. The bauble's final resting place is in my studio after Lunchtime host Anna King callously smashed it into smithereens.

I'm in pieces...as is my limited edition, vintage Leeds United keepsake.

If you have any examples of decoration excess...the tackier the better I would love to see them...Cummings@bbc.co.uk

Ps...I think the death of my prized possession might have been a genuine accident but I'm still milking the guilt from my well respected colleague for as long as I can.