The Beach
What is the Beach?
It鈥檚 a place to go when the stresses of your real life need relieving. Sometimes it is fairly quiet and you might feel like you鈥檙e the only one around, but you can leave your 鈥榝ootprints鈥 for others to find later on. Othertimes it is the home for a real party, with constant gossip, leg-pulling, rumour, innuendo, chit-chat and weirdness. If this were a forum (and it sort of is because we post responses to each other, not just to Eddie, hence our term for ourselves 'Froggers', a combination of forum and blogger) then the beach would be the off-topic area.
It's a tropical location, no matter the time of year it's always warm and pleasant there. Sunrises and sunsets are spectacular, the evenings balmy. It has a number of different locations; the Nick Clarke waterfront bar; the smokers corner; Fido's Run for the dog-walkers; the Naughty Step and many others.
How do you find your way around? There is no direct answer to the question. The beach is a moveable feast, literally. It will be renewed by our Lord and master Mr. Edward de Mair each Monday morning. This is because we have found in the past that when the number of posts exceeds about 600 the entire thing becomes unwieldy and unstable. A case of the beach turning to quicksand.
Froggers often leave bottles / glasses / trays of their favourite tipple on the bar for others to sample, not to mention big / small eats.
There is a herd of camels who frequent the sands, which froggers are very fond of. There are sun-loungers, so you can take it easy and catch some rays. Quite often the late-night attendees will have a barbie.
It's a fun place, with only one real rule; Be nice to each other; we are ALL chums here. New Froggers are ALWAYS welcome.
The real debate happens on the other threads. The beach is a place for banter, whimsy, relaxation and friendship, where jarring comments are not particularly welcome. There are certain very mild protocols, which you tend to pick up as you go along. So slip your shoes off, feel the sand between your toes, relax and enjoy yourself.
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Hello Froggers !
The time for reference is !!:38
Hello Eddie, hellow froggers.
The Blog is a complete shambles at the moment, but perhaps now Eddie is back in the driving seat, somebody will sort it out.
Yours in abject misery
Big Sis
Three new beaches!
Oooops!
Multiple post syndrome from our master, who, tiring of having only one beach to frolic on, has provided us with a choice of three!
Si.
well I'm just trying to get through. For days I've not been allowed to post, or my little blue bar has gone 99.9% of the way to the end and then stuck fast, but hope springs eternal.
I did post something to one of the three Beaches that Eddie kindly set up. As we're now back to one, I'll try again.
All in the interest of science, you understand.
Then I shall go quiet. But, like the Terminator, I'll be back!
Alternatively, like Captain Oates, I may be gone for some time.
Hmm, didn't like the look of that one .....
So are we now unblogged?
Ohhh! Ten minutes ago there were three new beaches to play on. Now two of them have vanished beneath the waves. leaving only this one behind.
Confused.
Si.
Beaches disappearing. Global Warming??
Si @ 9
You're confused?! I'm *really* confused...but then again I *am* in Beijing.
It's 8.24pm over here, and I'm in the palatial surroundings of the 大象传媒 bureau.
I really wish I could be sorting out the blog problems, but frankly getting on-line is proving enough of a challenge.
I'm sure Lissa can sort it all out... ;-)
Well, I'm confused! I just hope this goes through. What's odd is that Eddie had problems from "Inside the wire" just creating the threads. That to me says the whole system is beginning to creak more than the leather jackets at a Hells Angels gathering....
It's just all too much for a Monday morning isn't it!? I think I feel one of my heads coming on..... think I need to go and have yet another lie down!!!
PS. Morning all....
x
I have a large bottle of Blue Sapphire looking at me! --No I'll wait till six.
After David (Cameron) said that he was not going to comment on Sunday's press he asked if the reporters wanted to come in and watch him prepare Sunday lunch. He advised them not to however, for "several reasons", he failed to say why, was one of them because he was making a joint?
Hello everyone (and hellow Big Sis),
It's been a trying time hasn't it? What are the chances that is all behind us now?
Yes, I can see you all laughing at my naive hopefulness.
NBP (11);
You can't escape your responsibilities that easily. You may be in Peking, but you're still the NBP, like it or not! Nothing is more important than keeping the Froggers happy. You wouldn't want to upset some of the ladies around this Beach, they can turn right nasty when they get a 502 warning, or a malicious posting warning on the first one of the day.
Did you manage to ship out the 大象传媒 limo with you, or has Edward still got the use of it after work in London?
And when you eat Chinese food over there do you feel hungry half an hour later?
Si.
Simon @ 11
I really want to keep you froggers happy, and I know that remote working is the "in-thing", but working the other-side-of-the-world is taking that a bit too far - so day-to-day, hands-on blog stuff will have to wait for my return.
Issues relating to the Blog are being dealt with pro tem by one Eric Muir, and believe me, he gets things done.
In relation to your question about Chinese food:
a) here they call it "food" ;-) and
b) so far this evening (it's now 10pm) dinner has comprised one bottle of coke and a pack of pringles. You can take the NBP out of the west...
Marc
p.s. sorry this has detracted from The Beach. Have a large one on me.
have avoided all the confusion as have been up to my neck in un-beach like activities....which on reflecton could've been a good thing as couldn't have coped this morning!
On the way for a caffeine hit but the Bombay Sapphire sounds way more appealing...does time have a meaning here?
Oops, meant Blue Sapphire....oh dear, maybe I should get myself under a palm tree, the sun has obviously got to me!
Hello?? I think all my posts have been diverted to the submerged beaches...or I am experiencing my first flush of frogger frustration?
Re: witchiwoman..
No you are just the product of an unblockagge!
Well I thought I'd pop down again to see if the bloggage had cleared. We'll see shall we.
witchiwoman: I think time always has some sort of meaning but here it does seem to vary rather wildly. I'll follow jonnie's lead and say it is now !6:5!....
I'll leave this bottle of Sang Som here. We have seen a few of these off down the Khao San road! They call it rum out there but it always tastes more like bourbon to me.
Sawadee kap and chinchin chaps!
Well I thought I'd pop down again to see if the bloggage had cleared. We'll see shall we.
witchiwoman: I think time always has some sort of meaning but here it does seem to vary rather wildly. I'll follow jonnie's lead and say it is now !6:5!....
I'll leave this bottle of Sang Som here. We have seen a few of these off down the Khao San road! They call it rum out there but it always tastes more like bourbon to me.
Sawadee kap and chinchin chaps!
Just got on to the Beach, in time to find that I should be listening to the programme now.. I'm all confused today. So what's new?
I'll have mine with tonic when I return, thanks!
Good grief, make that a double, I've just got the Maliciously Fast Msg and I haven't even looked in, never mind posted all day........
Fearless, the whole system is beginning to creak more than the leather jackets at a Hells Angels gathering LOL!
NBP Marc, Have a large one on me OK, lie down and pretend to me a comfortable sofa.
Cheers.
Eddie - So we have the perfect Blog, one that never has any problems?
Well at least you had a gentle laugh when you said it!
Now, will this post?
Appy - very funny!!
..oh ho, seems another bout of Bloggage....and do I need something again tonight. Luckily I heard of the Sapphire earlier, so I brought tonic and this bottle of Mallorican Gin, which has disappeared from my supplier, but is a very interesting alternative.
Retreats to a spare hammock...
hhrrmphhh
obviously no Big New Prinz then...
(that's for the Fall fans.... I know you're lurking like me...)
I truly hope that this post on the Beach will get through.
I'm afraid I've been unable to frolic on our delightful shores for about two weeks now. 502 messages every time!
Maybe I should have learned to speak English properly.
Anyway, I made a lovely chicken and spinach curry tonight and I've left some for others who have the munchies now.
Where's my lovely jason and HelenSparkles?
Mary
Whisht !
You didn't desert the beach then ?
Mallorican Gin Deepthought! -- Is that the one they reserve for the 'All Inclusive people' when they go on Holiday!
Have a glass of my Bombay Sapphire that I had as a present -- Go on! -- You know it makes sense!
Re: Deepthough ... Actually I take back what I said -- The Mallorican Gin IS actually quite pallatable!
Cheers !
NBP/ Marc.
We can see Mr Muir gets things done. It's what he's getting done that is worrying. Apparently there were 3 beaches this morning briefly (though I missed them). It's all a bit genetically- modified. and worrying.
If he can do that to the Blog already, I hate to think of the state of the office when you get back. He seems to be taking far too much interest in London Fashion Week. Probably going to get your desk "madeover" for your return.
Sir Kit (15) I spied someone's Daily Mirror today - picture of David Cameron, standing outside posh house, looking a bit toffish, headline 'Absolutely spliffing'
Hi Whisht - glad you're still floating about. I'm sure I left a message in the sand here earlier for Appy, but it's gone and got washed away....
Appy (26) - I can't remember what it was, but it amused me when I posted it in response to your "comfortable sofa" comment.
It might not have been all that funny but it wasn't rude or censorable. Maybe it isn't worth the effort any more.
Oh dear Valery -- what did it say? Was it about knee jobs?
P.S. Charlotte of strapline fame -- are you any relation to Percy?
It all seems quite safe this morning...I make break out the croissants in celebration!
witchiwoman, I'll join you for the croissants if I may: and I've brought some Tippy Assam for the tea fans among us if I'm allowed through to share it. Here goes....
Morning - My word - that Blue Sapphire was strong!
Thank you all for your birthday greetings last Friday.
Chris J brought me back a little something from Eddie from the beeb. It's a blueprint of last Friday's PM running order and an eggcup to go with.
Whilst last Friday's 'listen again' is still available you can while away the hours and see if Eddie meets the junctions on time! - great fun!
Appy (39)
Now then, Appy, you've started me off again.....
teeeee heeeee heeeee!
Mollyxx
Oh lets break open some. I'm starving! I'll pop over to the Nick's bar and get some coffee.
oh sorry Anne, you already have some tea!
assam....perfect timing, my brain is fogging already
Hello Everybody
Has anyone seen anything of the camels or has there been any further correspondence from Cammellia, Lady Dromedary?
The place isn't the same without them.
witchiwoman - I hope you don't mind if I help myself to a croissant
Anne P - Didn't Tippy Assam star in an old Hitchcock film?
Well.things seem good today!
Hi, jonnie--did you have a lovely b'day? I sent you a little ditty which never 'got through' as they say.
No matter- lets have a cup of tea...any croissants left?
I'm starving!
Mollyxx
Jonnie - how lovely! May just give that a go later - def a fun way to spend an hour. Hope you had a good one.
I'm starving as well - hope all the croissants haven't gone yet, that would go down a treat with nice latte right now.
Statement issued 11.33h 13.2.07
Hice of Lords
My fellow dromedaries and I have fought bravely in the Hice against the imposition of what we term illegal laws. In vain dear beach dwellers. Our nobble peers have decided to go ahead and introduce ABBO's. To them a naughty corner is just an opportunity for more 'larks'. Up with which they will not put. (Particularly if it doesn't involve silk stockings and suspender belts - whatever they are)
They may put up a debate poll on an inaccessible website to ascertain what would be deemed ABB. They started with spitting for some reason.
I think we may have to stop peering and get on with the tangoing
Statement ends
Hi all - just dropping in briefly. I had a rant on Models earlier and not only did it go straight through but it appeared really quickly ;o)
Appy - no I think that answer was on GM - actually I think it was a pointer to that one, now that I scrape out the mixing bowl that is my memory.
I'm dashing back to February to be a good samaritan, typical, just when the Blog seems at its best, I have to go. See y'all tonight.
Oh-oh, so now I get a 502....and again! Last shot for now :o(
Hi all - just dropping in briefly. I had a rant on Models earlier and not only did it go straight through but it appeared really quickly ;o)
Appy - no I think that answer was on GM - actually I think it was a pointer to that one, now that I scrape out the mixing bowl that is my memory.
I'm dashing back to February to be a good samaritan, typical, just when the Blog seems at its best, I have to go. See y'all tonight.
Oh-oh, so now I get a 502....and again! Last shot for now :o(
Molly (44), You realise it was a reference to cosmetic surgery? I guess you do, but you prefer the naughty thought... (me too)... ;-)
Valery P - Thanks for dropping in.
Thanks for dropping in.
Briefly.
(This version comes after a "You are not allowed to post comments" message). Briefly.
So I changed my name but I too am not allowed to post comments.
Nor am I; so who is?
Whats the pastry of choice for the afternoons??
witchiwoman - how about some home-made scotch pancakes with organic butter and home-made plum jam?
And I have some Rose Puchong tea especially for those trying to give up coffee.
Witchiwoman (56);
How about a selection of baklava pastries?
Help yourself.
Si.
Appy(54)
Sorry?.....
Mollyxx
Appy(54)
Sorry?.....
Mollyxx
Statement issued 14.57h 13/2/07
My colleagues and I have forced an amendment to the ABBO Act. It will now be BBO's. Which will be awarded for outstanding performance, or fortitude, or stamina, or the best Horse's Neck, or what makes us larf. There will be a range of orders, with bars, naturally. The incentive to perform will be that witha significant collection of BB'Os you will win a peerage.
Boy we feel good.
We'll sort out the price later.
Statement ends
witchiwoman, do you have anything to do with Fleetwood Mac, or is my drinksodden memory really going ( its all Val's grog fault)
Its been a while since I potted along the beach. Nice to see you all, I'd like a vanilla slice please.
Weed
Is this global warming thingy going to flood this beach, or will Eddie be King Canute and see to it that the waves don't reach past Wales?
Oh, that sounds grand...and maybe a little clotted cream for those who wish to indulge.
Am intrigued by the tea, sounds wonderful.
Molly, I was referring to the knee jobs. To what were you referring then? Are we giggling at cross purposes???
A, x.
Si (58) - lovely!! what a culinary treasure!
Aunt Dhalia (62) No involvement to my knowledge; though with my memory (not due to Val's grog) anything is possible!!
Cammelia, Lady Dromedary
Your Ladyship
One assumes that your forced amendment (and may I say, well done!) provides an incentive path to the Upper Hice for your camel colleagues. Do you envisage a complementary arrangement for the Beach's human community.
*shyly* Greetings!
I put my head round a palm tree yesterday - and was rudely 502ed, as seems to be a common theme, and i did so needed the warm relaxing rays of the evening sun...
*sighes*
so, guys, am quietly changing under my towel, and will attempt to joined the froggers beachwise, at the end of another day's frantic activity.
Welcome nikki, so nice to meet you, glad you perisisted past room 502.
I won't risk saying it's been better today as that's bound to put a hex on it. Regular froggers have been persistently concerned that the bloggages might have frightened off lurkers and others who might have wanted to join us.
You can borrow my suntan lotion if you need it.
Nicki! Watch out that those camels don't chew your towel while you're trying to change under it.......Whoops! They are naughty! Now they've been to the Hice of Lords they think they can behave just as they like. I don't know, what a welcome!
Drinks on the NCM bar, please help yourself!
What, no ice dreams!
Welcome nikki noodle, I wondered who was hiding in the shadows yesterday (while I was nursing a G&T in the hammock).
Talking of which, do you prefer Saffire or this Mallorican Gin? Soda? Lemon on Lime? There's always something interesting at the Nick Clarke Waterfront bar.
Do help yourself (any any others) to some tapas, I must off back to February for a few hours...
RJD
You can call me Cami
Yes the orders are intended for the plebs.My peers and I can sort out our own 'incentives' from inside as it were. Solid gold spitoons for us in the gallery it transpires....
Welcome, Nikki Noodle. You seem familiar. Come on in, the water's lovely.
Appy- do knees have jobs?
what a silly word!. Knees!
Think I've had too much sun or something today.
just off for a nice lie-down. hopee the hammock's free....
Mollyxx
Knee Jobs? Ice Dreams? Noodles?
Have I strayed into a parallel universe, or is the Beach I love and seek?
Ah - I spy a camel. All is well ..... OMIGOD! It's wearing a wig and ermine !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi nikki noodle, and welcome, pull up a sun lounger and have some Grog! It seems to have got about a bit today while I was away.
Vyle - welcome back, settle down though, that made about as little sense as some of my more rambling posts!
Molly - you'd have to check back a few threads to unravel the cross-porpoises. It's quite a short story - about 5ft 1/2inch actually.
RJD - loved your Benny Hill elsewhere, and I really didn't mean to hurt you further up above. But you knew that :o). Re comment on yet another thread - I did get an email from Hearts today, a promo thing, but it had kisses all over it. Nice. The nearest I'll probably get to a Valentine. Mr Val P thinks it's a cynical ploy to get people to spend money unnecessarily and anyway he "loves me every day, not just one day in the year". Yeh but, no but...I'd still like to be surprised!
Any of that tea left, I'd like a swift brew before retiring.
*yawn and strectch*
Hello all!
I seem to have awoken with seaweed in my hair; it must be Wednesday.
Good Morning Froggers and Happy Birthday to Annasee!
It's a beautiful morning down here on the beach!
I've brought some Pains au chocolats & coffee down to the NCM bar so help yourselves cos I'm going for a swim.
In fact, there's a man out there swimming already, a tall dark handsome stranger, I wonder who it could be..........
Roses are Red
By DAB radio is blue
PM's my favourite
I listen, Don't you!
Sorry best I can come up with.
Gossipmistess (80) Is he holding a box of chocs between his teeth? I think I might know who it is.Cue music ''And all because the lady loves.......''
GM (80);
It's not me. That would look more like the Great White Whale!
I would have said Moby Dick, but i can already hear the rude banter.
Whoops I just did!
Si.
Gossipmistress (81)
Did you catch up with the TDHS??
Thanks for the coffee, most fortifying
Well! My heart's all a flutter - am I blushing?
He disappeared into the next bay so I swam out ant there on a rock was a single rose and a note saying 'Meet me behind the NCM bar at 10pm. Bring a camel'. Ooooo! Do you think I should go?
(BTW Simon we have some ointment for that;-) )
For the pedants,
Even if you do learn to speak correct English,
whom are you going to speak it to?
-Clarence Darrow
"To whom", Clarence, if you please...
xx
ed
I received an unexpected Valentine card. The handwriting looks very like my mother's.
I wonder if, just for a change, I'll manage to leave a message here on the Beach? I've been confined to Room 502 for so long, I've started bringing pot-plants and CDs to make it more homely.
It's getting crowded in there, what with RJD and MadMary being regularly sentenced as well.
Hey ho. I'll just have one of these moreish pains au chocolat that someone has left on the bar. And then see about some proper lunch...
Fifi
Have I really just heard Enos Knibbs getting a credit on WATO?
Gossipmistress
Personally I'd never turn down an invitation like that; just make sure you take the right camel (am speaking from bitter experience....nothing involving the fine species that populate these environs of course).
Aunt D: You and me both. I've made reference to the fact on the current thread but one. D'you think he's paid? And does Lissa know?
Statement issues 14.30h 14/2/07
My party and I are proud to inform you since we have adopted a camelian approach to life in the Hice we have apparently become part of the establishment. To the extent that we have been advised to give up the tango (foreign) and take up a native dance. So we've decided to do the Irish knee dance thing. (Well, we've got the legs for it). To enable us to participate in Celebrity Camel Dancing we have started a formation team. Our auditions are being adjudicated by Simon Camell.
Anybody know a kiltmaker who can make sporrans out of ermine?
Statement ends
Aunt Dahlia - if you did they must have cut it from the Listen Again whither I repaired after reading your post (since I switched off just before the end). Sorry I missed it. A wager between the gentlemen perhaps.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's all going well so far (nice sunny day, good walk, bought the daughter some new swimming togs in a sale, had coffee...)
Hand painted card was glorious - Tiffany style, deep purples & blues, fruit design.
Interesting about Mr Knibbs. I wonder if he's just been let out of the new house, & has made his way back to London, feeling that the Beeb needed him?
I once gave my mother a t shirt that said "Behind every gifted woman, there's often a rather talented cat" I think Mr Knibbs may be in that league.
Just sitting here thinking I must do something in February. So pot of coffee going on. This will give me the incentive to drink a pot of coffee.
I'm also well impressed that for once my valentines card to Mrs Stewart M was written last night and she had to sneak into the kitchen this a.m. to borrow a pen.
I've had a go at rounding up some of the froggers who used to be regulars but have dropped away of late.
So far I've heard back from Admin Annie, who has been unable to do anything but lurk for ages... not her fault, it's the gremlins.
She may drop by later. So, if I just open this bottle of Merlot to breathe, and leave it on the bar with a note, perhaps she'll linger long enough to enjoy some and say hello...
I suspect one of the camels has been helping itself to half-empty wine bottles though. So, I'll put this camel-proof vacuum cork thingy in the top, just in case.
Annie, if it's a bit slimy when you get here, be sure to wash your hands after you remove the cork!
Fifi ;o)
Aunt D & Big Sis - I heard Enos Knibbs too!
Who's little joke for Valentine's day was that?
Camellia Lady Dromedary Your Royal Highness!May I borrow a well-behaved camel from your squad for my hot date this evening or will they be too busy jigging their shapely knees?
Annasee : I have that on a postcard on my office wall! Featuring a rather smug black and red stripey cat.
I only once received a completely anonymous and unexpected Valentine card. It was signed with a little hand-drawn carp.
The then-editor of one of the fishkeeping magazines I used to work on had, a few weeks before, declared his undying devotion to me in the office car park. So it must have been from him. Nice man. Great taste, obviously.
This was all very flattering. And then he quit publishing to work for an aquatic supplies company. And then I heard about another woman at the office that he'd got rather obsessive about ... he stalked her for two years!
If you ever see the Trade Secrets programme about pets, he's the bloke who does all the fish stuff.
Fifi
thanks Fifi, but I usually stay off the red which doesn't agree with me.
however as it's nice and warm I'll have a glass of this nice white Graves I've brought with me and leave the rest on the NCMB in case anyone else would like some.
Well done Stewart M.
I had a Valentine's Day Card from my sister, who you may remember is currently living in Maryland. For your delight and delectation here is the verse
You sparkle and shine,
Dear Sister of mine
you shine, just like a star
you lighten and brighten
and warm my world
what a wonderful person you are!
Happy Valentine's Day.
To which my sister has added 'Hope you managed not to be sick, some things in this country beggar belief'.
Oi did larf, oh oi did.
BTW I shall be visitng her in April, are we still allowed to send in pointless postcards does anybody know?
right cross your fingers everybody...
Hi everybody!
what a lovely sunset - today really feels like Spring...
...and thank you to Anne p, GM, Deepthought, Aperitif and Valery P and all for your welcoming words last evening - as a newcomer, i remained quite quiet, just soaking up the rays, although i paid a visit to the Nick Clarke bar later on.
All the postcards all looked lovely too, on the other side.
Actually, was (nearly seriously) considering sending in a card with a proposal for a civil thingy - with Radio 4 as my SO.
Have brought down to the beach as large a tray as i could manage - covered in tin foil - with something of each of your favouite titbits. My foible at the minite is those samosa triangles, though i can't do more than four at once.
Anyway, help yourself! I may will dip a toe in the water later on, or just stay streached out here on my towel.
PS i heard Mr Knibbs attributed on WatO too!
Appy (87)
Aren't mothers great !
Mollyxx
Admin Annie : ah, you prefer white, I forgot. Naughty Fifi!
Luckily there's these two bottles of champagne, nicely chilled, if you fancy a change from the Graves later on.
Nikki : I thought I spied you sitting quietly in a corner of the bar last night! Was that a crossword you were doing?
My SO has just found a website that answers crossword clues, which enabled him to complete this week's R*di* Times crossword. Clever boy!
Other listings magazines are available.
If nobody minds, I think I will now uncork the Merlot and make a start. Un-slimy thank goodness. Perhaps it's not a camel who's been tippling then, after all.
Fifi ;o)
Cammelia, Lady Dromedary
or Cami as you graciously permit,
I hesitate to offer advice (granny, egg, suck etc.) but I see a certain conflict in your dance, and dress styles.
I know something of the " Irish knee dance thing" and can offer help with reel, jig, hornpipe or any combination.
But the wearing of sporrans, ermine or other, in Irish Dance, I think must be a no-no.
Quiet here tonight...even the camels seem to have wandered off.
Oh B*m
Well Camellia Lady Whotsit Cami-knickers as you failed to give me permission or not to borrow a camel for my assignation with my TDHS behind the NCM bar I shall just have to pluck one from the back of the pack.......
.......there we go......softly, softly.......tiptoe through the sand-dunes, sneak round the NCM bar so the froggers don't see us... I wonder who will be waiting....
Oooooooooooo Errrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!
Fifi - (hi!) - glad you saw me, but i really dont think it was a crossword - I probably had just spilt (spilled ? delved??) black and white hundreds and thousands on the table... do you know why they are called that?
thanks for the link though - a nice thought.
RJD (103) - not sure i'd agree, i'd rather say that Lady Cammelia's dance is not a no-no, more a can-can.
Well, I'll leave the tray in the NCM bar, help yourselves (selfs?), i have nigh on polished off this bottle of rioja along with my nibbles.
all go, eh?!
Nikki n (107),
It can be quiet some nights. I've just come here from work (yes, this late), to find out who's about. I really like samosas, thanks.
Lady Cam Lady Cam! I'm so sorry!
It was all a trick!
I went to meet my TDHS but it was some clown who stole the camel to take it away to the circus! I tried to stop him but he had a gang waiting.
The only redeemimg thing is that as he ran off with the camel the clown dropped a sporran made of ermine....
aw I'm sorry - I've been rude.
Jonnie - you said a beautiful thing and I didn't reply.
as did Val and others elsewhere.
I withdrew myself in a huff as the blog descended into a bog. And if this wasn't a real community I'd have never come back!
This place is a real community unlike many others that have been tried/ created and I like you people (would've said "guys" but that would've meant saying "and gals" which would've been too american)
all I can say is
" x "
Ta - I think I could just manage a samosa, having returned from a romantic meal a deux with Mr Val P. I'm convinced he's been reading the Blog whilst supposedly workaholicking at work, since an email and a meal out, phew, well I've only waited 33 years for the 2 to coincide (yes, fellow pedants, I know emails weren't around all those years ago, but you get my drift!)
Could anyone help me indulge in the last of this bottle of Cava Rose? It's still relatively chilled.
I've emailed Eddie to see if he can offer us an explanation for Mr. Knibbs' appearance at the White City yesterday, as follows:
Dear Eddie,
Can you please clarify for the froggers today just what is going on at the 大象传媒 whereby Lissa's cat Mr. Knibbs appears to be producing news programmes in London when we all know he now lives in Derbyshire? It isn't so much the fact that he is a cat that is so puzzling - being Lissa's cat, we're sure he is clever enough to produce for Sean Leay (though probably not clever enough to produce Eddie Mair), but we are intrigued that he was able to negotiate himself through the complex transport system from Derbyshire and find his way safe and well to the White City.
Or was the limo sent all the way for him?
Yours in anticipation of a full and frank explanation,
Big Sister
Morning all!......gosh I can't be first on the beach this morning surely? That's never happened before. Well in that case I better get breakfast organised. The kettle's on for anyone who fancies a cup of tea, there's a pot of coffee brewing and the croissants are just warming nicely in the oven - should be ready in a minute.
Thanks all for your lovely hugs yesterday - very much appreciated! I was a bit naughty last night, left work at 5pm and was back in Fiona-land by 5.30pm but as SO had already picked up the children I "accidentally" missed my turn and found myself outside the local pub. So I listened to the last half hour of the programme on my mobile phone (which after owning for 6 months I only realised the other day had a radio!). It was bliss! Big comfy sofa, very chilled glass of chardonnay and Eddie whispering sweet nothings in my ear (ok, talking about light bulbs in my ear!!!). Bad mummy I know but I needed some "me" time. Got home feeling refreshed and as things were still a little icy told SO he could go out (as I wanted to have a cuddle with the kids and watch the Brits in peace!!). Anyway order and calm has been restored for the moment at home. Oh the croissants are ready, help yourself folks.....
Whisht: You've been rude?
Just what have you been up to since you went into hiding? Sounds like fun .......
Nice to see you back with us, though. Would you like some marmalade made from oranges grown in Seville? ;o)
Great to be back on the beach - Fifi's lovely email made me realise just how long I've been away working hard in February. It made me feel I really belong here, so thank you all so much.
And I seem to have missed both Jonnie's and Annasee's birthdays, so happy birthday to both. I've brought you each a bouquet of sweet-smelling pretty spring flowers - they're over there in the shade so they keep fresh and I do hope you enjoy them.
Pinned on my notice board at work is a copy of a comment from Eddie at 3.58 pm on 4 January when he said "Sara (45) GET ON WITH YOUR WORK!" That's what I've been doing all this time. Honest. xxx
Fiona, that sounds like a good plan executed well. I'll have a cup of that coffee if I may, then I have to dash off for one of those complicated February days.
Most miffed to open my mail a moment ago and discover a letter extending a deadline, which was originally today, out until the 31st March. Yes - I have been that blue a**ed fly dashing about for the past fortnight making snap decisions and paying over the odds for advice etc. Then paying, to add insult, a fiver yesterday to ensure guaranteed delivery of the forms in question to a Freepost address. Oh the irony, oh the gnashing of teeth! Oh how I want to slap someone, anyone. Keep out of my way today peeps.
ValeryP-
I was so suprised that your Mr VP reads your e mails. I really like to keep the beach etc 'OuT of bounds' to ma famille .
I'm now wondering if I should share more-what do you think? Do other frogs have secret friends who live on lillypads?
Mollyxx
Cammelia, Lady Dromedary (92), Native dance? You mean there are Irish camels now? Good grief -- climate change is moving fatser than I'd realised!
Molly (101), Indeed they are. I would even venture to say that mine is the bestest in the world. She was having surgery yesterday (boo hoo!) but is coming home this afternoon, so I am loitering at her house waiting for a "come and get me" phone call (father has gone to work. He doesn't work very much these days -- sort of semi-retired but apparently is indispensible today.)
This beach -- accessible from anywhere in the world; innit great???
One of the eleven o'clock pips has just escaped. The third one, I think. Either that or the camel rustlers are diversifying.
Anyone exercising their pooches at Fido's Run -- perhaps you'd better keep them on the lead today.
These samosas are yummy!
Fifi
I say chaps, one of our number has absconded with the now defunct sporranae and Camm is having hysterics after the auditions, I think she's going to have to have an ectomy.So the Irish plan is off.
So I've come up with a bit of a scheme. We miss the sand, so if you could send up a bucket or two we could put it on a bit of lino in the corridor and dance on the sand. My chum Butty is up for it, but we need a comely wench to give us a bit of pizzazz. We thought we'd call ourselves Nelson, Butty and Kettle
A vet would be jolly handy too........does anyone know of one with the right sort of attitude? (for the knee jobs, doncher kno)
Welcome back Sara! Great to see you back where you belong. Pull up a lilo and let's catch up.
Several of the missing regulars have responded to an email I sent, and if they are now lurking ... do help yourselves to samosas and coffee and enjoy the late morning sunshine.
Nelson, I don't know about comely but I can provide the music for your sand dance. I still have a copy of the CD we ran my last pantomime soundtrack on, which has just the tune you want.
Found that missing pip by the way. It had only fallen off, not been rustled after all. Trying to stick it back in time for the Midday News but it doesn't seem to fit any more.
Fifi
Aperitif (118)
climate change is moving fatser than I'd realised!
Not so much for climate change, but what a wonderful image comes to mind - "He was moving fatser than ever" Very Chandleresque, don't you think?
...just when one could have done with a room 502 posting, so I could add the comment I should have made before hitting the submit button...the blog worked like lightening.
Apertif (118),
Very commendable of you to help your friend out - they're a lucky person in that regard.
Have this cream bun before you go - one won't harm...(other cake confections are available)
Fifi at circa 121
the pip's prolly been on a diet.Trying to get to size 00.
Greetings to all absent friends, you are missed so pull yourselves together and give it another go....
it's what we do......
I just received an apparently solicited email from a company, offering training in various areas of business. I quote from the start of it.
Become a Qualified Business Coach
Gain post nominal letters after your name from the Institute of Leadership
I'm not sure which of the three statements I find funniest!
The midday pips sounded all right didn't they?
I had to substitute a knob of Red Leicester for the third one, as the wee rascal still won't go back in.
I've now got 50 minutes to make it fit, before the pre-Archers pips. Hand me that can of WD39.5 someone?
A bacon buttie would be very nice too.
;o)
Fifi
Deep John (122&3),
Thank you. This friend you are referring to - is it my mother? She is indeed my friend too. Thanks for the cream bun -- hope it doesn't make me fatser!
Argh - two hours with an insurance rep.....palm tree and margherita urgently required!!
How is everyone?
Val P - commiserations (?spelling!) - what a bummer. Can you demand any money back from them? Surely that's unreasonable - does it happen habitually?
Nelson Lord de Nile - I'm concerned that the 'sand-on-lino' combination will lead to slippage in the leg department and dancing more akin to the 'on ice*' variety. Which is all very well, but I feel you may need to bring in some expert tuition such as Pearl & Dean.
As for the cosmetic stifle adjustments** well so long as we are outside of British waters it may be legal.....
Fifi - A believe there's a camel buttie @ 120...
*Not as in Eric the half a bee's emails
**Knee jobs
Jonnie has just posted a really beautiful Powerpoint slide show under the "In the Midst" thread at 14. So you all don't miss it, why not join me and Fifi over here (we're just catching up), pour a nice glass of whatever you fancy from these chilled bottles here and watch it with me.
Oh yes, and do help yourselves to some of this chilled courgette and asparagus frittata I made yesterday; there's salad with caesar dressing to go with it.
Cammelia, Lady Dromedary
or Cami as you graciously permit,
One assumes that you are aware that a fellow ennobled one, Nelson, Lord de Nile, has plans for a terpsichorean delight in the corridors of the Hice.
Not having been formally introduced to him myself, I wonder if you could intercede and delicately advise him that his chum Butty doesn't have the legs for the enterprise.
Much better that he ditch him in favour of fellow peer, Sandy, Earl of Kittle. I also know of the the ideal "comely wench" he requires for the "pizzazz" - a Ms Hettie Louche (details appended).
Nelson, Kittle and Hettie - oh yes.
Do you think he needs an agent?
RJD
Getting better!
Aperitif (127),
I was referring to the one in hospital, who had you ready to collect her &c
am i early or am i late?! must come down in the morning for coffee and sticky toffee cake one day.
glad peeps ate all the samosas (samosi?) - and nobody seemed to notice, fifi, that the pips were sandwitching a red gloucester!
Its a slightly Green Letter Day here, as I have got my garden back today - has been under water, (as the kindly voice-automated-lady at the Environment Agency put it: you are at risk of FLOOD - i guess thats why theres a lake where the grass was). anyway, all gone now, just waiting for the hosepipe ban lady to ring...
I feel like pulling up a deck chair, so have wandered down to the beach in lieu of wellies
[IN LIEU OF WELLIES? What sort of language is this?]
Sara (130) thanks for reminding me to look at this.
Jonnie - fabulous! Really makes you realise what a beautiful planet we are in danger of totally screwing up.
I misspelled Mr. Ley's name earlier, and he is Shaun, not the other way. Is this why Eddie won't let us know just what was going on?
Big Sis (136),
Maybe we can prevail upon Sequin tomorrow, since Eddie's doing Any Questions.
I noticed the plug at 5.59 and 55 sec for Any Questions. Will he do any Answers on Sat also?
Deepthought - can we put Big Sis's question about Mr Knibbs on Any Questions then? Will we get an answer that way?
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. It was as good as any birthday can be on the wrong side of 45! My work wasn't too bad in the evening. Apart from being hungry while all the people who had paid 拢拢拢s were eating lovely food around me as I played. Still, mustn't complain. I had my delicious rice cakes & cheese in the car on the way home. And to be honest, I think even if I did have the money, I probably couldn't be bothered to dress up & go out to eat somewhere as posh as that with SO. Bad enough getting him not to leave the house in favourite plastering/ painting jeans, never mind actually dressing up! I only dress up when I'm paid to. (Have I got a bad attitude here?)
Molly - my SO reads my emails because he spends more time on the computer than I do, & can do the complicated stuff(we have no secrets - at least none that I know of...) but he can't be bothered with the blog. I insist on reading some of the funnier bits out though, for his own good. He's still rather bewildered. Probably most of the male SO's are, I suspect. He also likes some of the jokes & sound clips that appear. Don't expect your SO to approve wholeheartedly of your blog hobby - it's probably an inadmissable jealousy. (Cos they'd look small-minded if they admitted it)
This thing about blogs and SOs is an interesting one. Like Annasee I read out funny bits to my own SO and play him the audio clips that are accessible but he hasn't got the patience to read it himself.
But another group I used to belong to had a guy who contributed quite a lot without telling his wife about it. (Can't imagine why as it was a totally harmless gorup,although there were more females than males in it.) He even organised a get together for those who lived close enough to get together ie the ones in Lunnon naturally.
Anyway one day his wife got access to his computer, found all the messages and played merry hell. He came on afterwards feeling all sorry for himself and saying 'why has she reacted like this, it's a harmless thing and I don't understand why she was so furious.'
I did sort of nicely point out that yes it was totally harmless but the very fact that he had kept it secret made it seem not to be so. Anyway he never posted again after that, she insisted he left. And I still don't understand why he never told her in the first place.
Annasee (138),
We might not on Any Questions, but Any Answers..if enough people phone/email in.....
Annasee (138),
I've read further down your latest comment; hey, I'm male, and a frogger.
Actually, you remind me of a former NZ co-worker, to whom the following did not apply:
I don't enter a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Quite the reverse....the nearest anyone has got...
Well thanks for thanking me for the .pps on the planet -- however James (who submitted it to me) and myself and Sparkles are NOT totally convinced that the current rise in temperatures and climate change are down to our own making
DeepJohnThought (133), Yep, that would be my mother, as per above. She is fine, settled at home and I am now back in my house, relieved but exhausted. Results within a fortnight, but at least the op is over. She truly is the bestest mother in the world, I swear.
I suspect Eddie will be too busy travelling up to Lancaster tomorrow to do much in the way of frogging. But that's a great idea - phoning in on Any Answers to get an explanation! However, I suspect the gatekeepers would filter us out ..... Though we could always make out we wanted to make X point (related to the programme) then, on air, bring up the subject of Mr. Knibbs. Unfortunately, the listings don't say if Eddie's doing AA on Saturday. Somehow, I doubt he'd want to, after all the majority of callers are pretty off the wall. (I find it hilarious, SO can't bear it ....)
We've time to draw up a campaign plan between Friday night and Saturday lunchtime. Just as long as Eddie doesn't read the Blog meanwhile.
And, Eddie, if you are reading the Blog, there is a very simple way of averting shame on AA - JUST TELL US ABOUT MR KNIBBS!!!
Jonnie,
Never heard of the "hockey stick" graph?
See "New Scientist" for references...or a recent rant by myself about how background may be noticable, but human influence is far faster than anything Sol ever managed to do in the past.
Aperitif (144),
Sorry, I had skipped over a comment that linked the two. Hope your mother recovers well.
Do I spy Sean Bean over there waltzing with Cammelia, Lady Dromedary? Could this be the Beach's equivalent of the Duchess of Devonshire's Ball?
OMIGOD! Nelson, Lord de Nile, is now advancing on them and I don't like the way his lip is curling. I think I'd better go to Sean's rescue ....
No need to be sorry Deep (147). Thank you for the good wishes.
Molly - 117 - my fault for not making myself clear. He doesn't read my emails, though he could if he wished. I was referring to him reading the Blog unbeknownst to me, and discovering that I had been moaning on Tuesday night re his cynicism about Valentine's Day. He thinks it's a money-making scam and (perhaps it's nauseous to repeat it, but I shall anyway because he's lovely for it) he "doesn't need a special day to tell me because he loves me every day" :o)
In the original post I had had a moan that I'd still like some acknowledgement (greedy? moi?), then lo and behold on Wednesday morning he sent me an email from work "from a not so secret admirer".
There you are, you didn't really want to know all that did you, but I thought I should put the record straight, as I know I'm very lucky!
By the way, why's my sun-lounger stuck to this rock?
Re: Deepthought:-
Jonnie,
Never heard of the "hockey stick" graph?
-- I'll set Sparkles on you, wait and see!
Alas neither of us will be proved right, but have you seen the rubbish that some of the huge eruptions on our planet have reeked in the past!
I'm telling you now that this is all a blip! It's very natural,
Nigel, if you listen to the Archers, should sleep tight.
I really must get to bed now!
I have to listen to Question time (as we all must) .. Thank goodness we have that 'Listen again button! --
Does it use any power though ?
Val -- I wished I could say the same! --My Inbox is always scoured and I later get replies to -- (Said other)
I'm obviously not always that significant :-)
Still , I guess no secrets around our place.
What a lovely boy he must be, Valery P.
Why is your sun-lounger stuck to a rock? Is it a riddle or were you expecting a punchline?
As we know Eddie is on Any Questions :
Any Questions:-
I'll make sure by normal channels he receives them, saves trawling several posts
Appy
Hope everthing goes well with your Mum.She's lucky to have you- you sound lovely....
Interested to read all the views on my clandestine Blogging-which seems to take up rather a lot of time- lovely! gimme more time- work can wait!
Just had a thought - could Mr M be............?
No! surely not.......!!!
Just heard Humphreys bullying Camers- great fun!
Mollyxx
Big Sis (148) you said you'd spotted Sean Bean here earlier? Two observations:
1. Sean Bean is the best James Bond we never got to see (He didaudition for the part...)
2. Why is his name pronounced "Shawn Bean"? Why not "Shawn Bawn" or "Sean Bean"?!?!?!?
:-p
FFred
Jonnie (151),
It looks as if we disagree on this. I've stated elsewhere that a few volcanic eruptions (of, say Mt Helena size) would give a breathing space for people to act. Deccan Trap size would put the world in a freezer for a bit.
I also don't deny there being grapes grown in Yorkshire in Roman times, and that there was a cold spell from C12 onwards. It's just the current rate of change that is the new factor.
Valery p - Look, you know that the chair and sunlounger was a joke. Gluing my hands to my face when I'm asleep is NOT funny!
Will somebody please help? I think there is solvent behind Ed I's BBQ store.
Jonnie - yes the sun is powerful, yes eruptions can have devastating effects, but no natural variation is not enough to account for the current changes - see The Furrowed Brow, don't want to clutter up the beach with duplications.
Morning all - some Earl Grey freshly brewing on the bar. Not my favourite tea, but SO loves it and I'm sure some of you must too. Slices of organic lemon for those who prefer it, and some rather wicked cream slices (bit early in the morning but who cares).
Is the water warm this morning?...and is that Val's lounger floating off that rock over there? Must have come unstuck.
Can I ask something please?
Who is Russell Brand? I don't mean this nastily, but I have never heard of this guy before, never seen him, no idea what he does (if anything), and apparently everyone is complaining about his appearance at the Brit Awards, and to me he looks like Johnny Depp's character from that Pirate film. Is he a singer, or a presenter or something?
Posting this on behalf of Jonnie:
鈥淒o we remember Anne P's warm picture on woyw .....
For those of you who don't here is a reminder and check out the jumper on the floor laid out before the telly :- /radio4/news/pm/galleries/845/243/
Well here is the finished result in from Anne today:
I think you will all agree it's pretty stunning :-)鈥
Now then, moderators, what can be wrong with that?
Jonnie, References to Furrowed Brow may not make much sense yet since the post that was despatched there well before 156 above has yet to appear!
Morning Anne P (156),
Tea. Ah! I prefer Kenyan myself, especially in the mornings...and toast, for a change. Still haven't had time to make the marmalade yet...
Work email is down this morning, no doubt half of my little world is in major panic :-(
Thanks Anne , and John (Deepthought) and excuse my ignorance as regards to the Hockey stick graph.
Done some digging though, and found this:-
Appy (153) You seem to be missing a number of sticky references on some threads. Check out "Everyone's a critic" posts 26, and 30. Not that I am suggesting RJD has anything to do with ValP's problems, you understand. A nice chap like that? No! He wouldn't. Not at all. It is inconceivable. No way.
H. (returning a favour concerning posts on other threads)
Appy - He is lovely, I don't deserve him, and he'll be your friend for life for calling him a boy!
Re sunlounger etc - A certain person - he knows who he is - must have used uhu instead of superglue, so the incoming tide floated it off for me, I'm a bit damp around the nether regions though :o( It all started on Everyone's a Critic.
Perhaps that's why I'm feeling blue this morning, Anne P, is there any more Earl Grey? I could do with a gossip and a giggle but all seems deserted now. I'll be over here quietly if anyone turns up - but don't let me bring you down too.
Jonnie, you might find the more recent 大象传媒 summary on the 'hockey stick' a little easier to digest!
Belinda (160), Russell Brand is originally a stand up comedian - more laterly well known as the presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth - so if you have avoided all things Big Brother related then that will be the reason you have likely never seen him. He had another programme on E4 a while back but I didn't see it so cannot comment. He has a somewhat chequered past (reformed druck addict and alcoholic) and is known for his pretty outrageous style and comments. I personally am not really easily offended as I know all that he says is tongue in cheek, so I personally find him on the whole really quite amusing - but he is not to everyone's taste! That said the Brits are notorious for resulting in many controversial moments - get a load of extremely egostical music folks in a large room with a lot of alcohol and well, it's kind of to be expected really!
Val P (166) - am afraid I'm feeling devoid of anything inspirational or witty to say that may cheer you up - all I can do is send you a big hug, hope that helps x
HELP - Look I'm still here at (158).
This is NOT FUNNY anymore.
So Eddie's going to Lancaster today? I'll be there tomorrow for a concert(unless the A Q team have trashed the place by then - you never know with these 大象传媒 types. Not to mention the audience...)
Obviously Lancaster is the happening place to be this week! All we need now is for Mr Knibbs to be on the panel, & we can ask him about his burgeoning career as a producer.
RJD (158 etc) here you are, all nicely unstuck now!
We hadn't forgotten you, just got stuck in a bit of a moderation bloggage that drove some folk off to the the Froggers' Refuge.
Oops I meant drug addict! (me at 168)
Note to self; read what you write before posting and learn to spell!!
RJD - what are you typing with then?
Fiona - thanks for the hug :o)
Fiona - I read it as "duck "addict anyway (no glasses again) . Prefer "druck" as it has interesting,inventive, exotic, yet - to - be- discovered connotations. "Drug" addiction is so yesterday.
RJD (169 (158)) - why are your hands stuck on your face? use this solvent...
Fiona (171) why is it that the posts accepted never seem to read like i wrote them, and the most bestest witty and even half decent ones (as per Big Sis on another thread) seem to get lost in the ether or way laid in the pending file...
i didnt know who Brussel Rant was either
I posted earlier about Sean Bean and Earl Grey....is there a bit if either left?? I seem to be in a block made for one...
Fiona (168)
I thought Russell Brand did horrorscopes.
Who is he then?
Mollyxx
Val (173) - I can think of three different answers to that and I'm not using any of them!
Anne P (171) - Thank you Anne. It's nice to know that there is someone with a bit of decency and kindness on the beach.
The rest of them see Eddie Mair go away for a day and think they can go wild.
Val P :-0 naughty step I think!!
Bis Sis - I think 'Shawn' could do with a bit of a rest from being 'rescued' - he's starting to go a bit blue......
ValP (173), really! If that does not deserve a visit to the naughty corner then I do not know what does.
H.
Take no notice Val. You said nothing rude, didn't even post a winky-smiley ;o) to indicate an entendre (single or otherwise).
Any visits to the naughty step are for those around here with the dirty minds!!!
No, what worries me right now is John W's most recent persona, Deepthoghut.
It's either close to being a deep donut or a lisping dipso gut.
;o)
Fifi
You do all realise you have to move along now, don't you? I did a wide-ranging consultation and you all agreed that the beach should be shut down and turned into a nuclear power plant instead. I have planted the seeds and hope the plant will grow out of the sand any day now.
Do they need Baby Bio?
Its Friday, its 5 to 5, i am on the BEACH
phew! heading straight for the vino, a long straw please. I'll put a coin into the duke box (?!), and, carrying a bar stool, i am heading straight for the middle of the dance floor, where i shall sit and wildly tap both feet - at least, until i finish the bottle.
froggers, nikki noodle is going to a *real* chinese new year's party this evening, no idea what to expect, have looked up my chinese animal, and apparently, am a chicken.
will attempt to squark all evening, and maybe lay an egg, who knows?
will take an empty egg box just in case.
[A quick dip i think whilst sequins on, if i turn it up i can hear everything. May have to catch AQ on listen agian - great reply from WatO re Mr Knibbs! ]
Val P - i am going to guess that your chinese animal is a naughty druck
Do the chinese have 'vole' on their charts?
oh zippedy do dah zippedy day
:-P
Aw shucks - I couldn't resist it. He only does it to annoy because he knows it teases (apols to Lewis Carroll) (and RJD).
So what were you using then?
Fifi (183),
Nothing to worry about, just a typo as I am never remembered overnight, but then, of course, I was remembered as Deepthoguht.
Have a fun evening, Nikki.
Thought I was going to have an evening on the beach this evening, but sudden family panic means I don't know what yet. So have to be abstemius in case I have to ferry people around...
Fifi
Whatsis a 'smiley winkey' ?
As you realise, I'm new to this lark...
But I would like one.
Do tell.....
Mollyxx
Val - I have very nimble toes!
Nicki - be careful there are no other chickens there who may have come via Hungary.......
Molly
;-)}
smiley beardy winky
which will probably be less rude than many other offers on the way to you
Fifi wrote (183) Any visits to the naughty step are for those around here with the dirty minds!!! Oh, right. Like little Ms ValP ice,ice-cream & chocolate "wouldn't melt in her mouth" who owns a franchise in naughty-cornerdom should not see the inside of one of her own CORNERS? How many froggers do you think she has punnished during the past week? Sorry, Fifi, but on this one I disagree. ValP, you know where! See you later.
H.
No, Humph, no - I disagree.
If Val p has voiced the odd innuendo it has been in retaliation to my provocation. If she is banished to the naughty step/corner then I must insist that I sit there with her.
In fact now that I think of it, the prospect is MOST appealing. We could plan further projects. I suppose I鈥檒l have to say something now that will ensure that I am similarly banished . . . OK . . . Got it !
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A. Well the goldfish just mucks about the fountain.
RJD - call that naughty? No chance! You'll have to do better than that if you want to join Val for a bit of wicked innuendo and plotting......
Now, I've brought some nice chilled Pinot Grigio & Cassis. Just the moment for a timely toast to the namesake of the bar. Cheers Nick! (we missed you - that Eric was pants....honestly he was....:-) )
where's professor Hack??
just a thought.
Pinot Grigio & Cassis? Are you sure?
Go on then - while I think of something better/worse.
RJD (193) from my post (192) ValP, you know where! See you later Ummmmmm? Sorry, visits to the naughty corner are like ASBOs elsewhere. They happen! Any odd innuendo should be covered. This is not "see you seen years hence," it's "I'm already there, hoping for a come back, but in the mean time - Hi."
H.
Aaaarghh! I just clicked on the archive Feb 13 date here (the Beach - I am on the beach, aren't I?) And who should pop up but Russell Brand?? Scary or what! I'm sure he's a sweet young lad, but honestly, I just wasn't expecting to see him there, , at this time of night. Is this someone's idea of a joke?
Can I come out yet? Second thoughts, I'm quite getting used to it here. Didn't realise I had established quite such a reputation this week Humph :o( (Moll- that was a sad-faced unwinking winky)
Actually, my alter ego has been away at a celilidh while you thought I was lurking in the corner, and great fun and dancing was had by all - the camels would have loved it. Specially the bits where I seemed to be going in the opposite direction to everyone else. Plus ca change....
Anyone still around and I'll give them a twirl, Dashing White Sergeant? Highland Scottische? Eightsome Reel? Caucasian Circle? - oh yes I danced them all out and then some of them back in again.
I'm just going to have to squeeze that last glass of pinot grigio out of the bottle, if nobody minds, and make a toast "Here's to all those I have offended, I salute you, feel free to get your own back" Polish those typing fingers - or whatever else you use ;-)
Oh dear, how embarassing. One of our guests has just marched in to reception holding up a pair of ladies nic nacs. He found them wedged between the radiator and a shelf above.
Madge from Neighbours must have put them there to dry off, and forgotten about them.
Jonnie - put them on E-Bay!
Yes- should of thought of that! A nice golden coloured M&S pair (gusseted) -- alas now in the rubbish bin.
Didn't even take a photo for the frog.
RJD (193) Okay, that's the goldfish; but what about the mountain goat? I do not understand. I have been trying to work it out for the past twelve hours (with very little time off for zzzzzzzzzzzzs). I am never any good at this type of riddle. :-(
H.
Gah!!! My ISP was down all yesterday afternoon and evening! I have never felt so cut off! It is so nice to get back on the beach -- is there anyone around to play with?
Molly (155) and Humph (165), thank you.
I have to confess, all this talk about Russell Brand reminds me that I think I might fancy him (despite the ridiculous hair). When I first saw him he was shouting a lot and talking about his testicles, and I was really unimpressed. He does do the shouting and testicle-talk far too much. But get beyond that and I agree with Fiona -- his tongue is clearly is his cheek and he is so nice to people -- trying to make everyone feel good and encourging harmony; scoffing gently and never too unkindly -- and he can take back any scoffing he dishes out. I've become so curious I'm going to go and see his live act next week.
This is nice - frogging and listening to Eric on Any Questions at the same time :-)
aperitif (204) nice because *its what we do* (?!)
ooh, making a double skinny latte cappemochaccino. (no idea what that is, just thought i'd try and sound sophisticated *before* i embarrass myself as i am nearly always doing.
RJD (193) was it a billy goat? *sighes* i just dont get rhyming slang. fifi's good at it - are you on the beach fifi?
gossipmistress - thanks for the hungry chicken warning... am going to mix a lemsip (other remedies are available) with my coppermachomino just in case.
Humph - would I redeem myself in your eyes if I suggested you consult the Reverend Spooner and then revisit RJD's punchline.
I'll be in the naughty corner if anyone wants me....
;o)
(Molly, that's one. It smiles and it winks.)
Fifi
Whisht (195) : Doctor Hackenbush has been sighted at the Furrowed Brow.
Quick now!
Fifi
Fifi, Congrats on the strapline -- but why is it "Greater than Fiona Cowan"? Surely not much is "Greater than Fiona Cowan"!...
I've posted the following on the most recent thread too:
Since noone else has mentioned it I will -- today is six months exactly since the blog began! Are we having a party?
Regular froggers may be aware that my mother had some surgery on Wednesday. She is feeling fine, but we do know that she will soon need to have some radiotherapy. Yesterday she and I wholeheartedly agreed that Eric is the best therapy on the radio anywhere. Coincidentally, he crops up on extra programmes this weekend! He has clearly heard our plea:
"Eddie Mair to do all the radiotherapy please!"
:-)
all best wishes to you both, aperitif
So the blogs been running six months eh? another 3 and it'll be due; am i thinking of something else? yum, marmite and banana sorbet.
oh dear - the naughty step will need to be the naughty flight soon, or else you guys will just have to rotate...unless appe wants to hold the party *there* with or without the mountain goat.
Eric, sorry, cant read my writing here...........
Fifi (206) Gountain moat?? It might be funny if I understood it but I am afraid I still don't. :-(
By the way, what do you think that you need to redeem yourself for? The confusion about the poll was totally my fault (have redeemed myself yet?).
H.
Dashing across the sand here to leave a crate of "everything you've ever wanted" behind the NC Bar for later.
I'm escaping from Naughty Corner tonight to go to an Eddie Reader gig. Then staying over in the Big City so no access to the Beach. Have fun tonight, don't do anything I wouldn't do (plenty of free reign for all then), and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Appy - I posted on the most recent, but I'm sending extra specials to you and family xxx (for however many cheeks on which you wish to receive them!)
Aperitif (208) : Why, thank you! Nice to see you back here again, you have been quiet for so long.
'Greater than Fiona Cowan' ... I'm sure I wouldn't have sent it in with a > in it.
But many people and lots of things are greater than her. Fifi's much nicer for a start!
;o)
Glad to hear your mum is feeling fine, and do pass on my good wishes for the therapy yet to come.
Fifi xx
Thanks for the reminder Aperitif, I would not have thought of anniversaries - you're all thinking "no wonder, he's a man". I hope to get down here later, family panic converted to family problem and headache allowing. Best wishes for you and your Mother.
In the mean time, a few bottles of Italian fizz (not being a cheapskate, it's not a champaign substitute, it's not Asti, it's Florentine) cooling down for later; wonder if Fearless is around with some of his marinated dishes for a barbeque. ...and will any of the PM team make it tonight?
Nikki, how was the *real* chinese meal - have a good time last night?
I could be boring and explain why it says greater than Fiona Cowan, but I'm sure you've all worked it out for yourselves.
... how about:
" PM with Eddie Mair, because life's just not fair",
because from what i've read from many of the froggers posts, we all know personally that its true. Sorry to bring that note into the beach - but anniversaries are times for looking back as well as forward.
May the Year of the Pig bring the simile back to all your metaphers! Let's hope it brings joy, anyway :->
[a barber's queue sounds good - any one else up for letting their hair down? should we have a poll? fifi how do you spell ceiligh in case we find one behind a camel? deep donut - thanks, it was a real eye opener into another world. RJD - got any more spooners? ]
Val P (211) (though you may not see this I guess) does that mean we're all queen for the night then? ;-) Who's taking the corgis out for a run?
Seems like the Naughty Step/Corner is the place to be then.... we'll have to make it bigger at this rate. Maybe we should commission a ship?
Yes please Deep John I'd love some Italian Fizz. Have just got time for a small glass....Ooo and look at all that which Val left Oooo I'll have to come back later...xx
PS Aperitif - glad your Mum is doing ok:-)
nikki noodle - I did post another one but it seems to have been moderated out - probably just as well!
Fifi (207) - thankyou! and apologies for not replying to other postings.
Well, now that mysteries over I know you'll be able to answer me this - where oh where art thou Charles Hatton?
missing his humour....
Appy, I have walked that road and it's not a good one, but I do hope that everything turns out well for your mother - and for you too. Big virtual hug from me and a mention in my prayers.
Radiotherapy with Eddie sounds good to me.
Fifi, Aunt D
Thank you -o ???
I do hope you are serious! It's just that I've only just learned the rules of Mornington thingy-hope you get my drift....
Why is the naughty corner so noisy today?
Humph- I'll explain.......
Mollyxx
"Where the sun ALWAYS shines". TV ad for Aqaba.
Is THIS the beach?
Am I on it?
If not, how do I get there?
Factor 25?
Thanks AA (218).
Whisht (217), Yes, I miss him too.
Hugh (220), You're one beach behind now -- not many left lurking here! And I would recommend staying out of the sun altogether during the hottest part of the day -- pull up a brolly -- but then, what do I know? Welcome!