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How many lawyers is too many?

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1. At 04:24 PM on 30 Aug 2007, Simon Worrall wrote:

   Regulations governing testing of chemicals are to be altered. From January 1st testing of all chemicals, cosmetics and other such products may only be carried out on lawyers.

   The Government spokesman was asked why this policy had been adopted. He replied that no-one complained about testing on lawyers, there was a plentiful supply of them and the researchers didn't get emotionally attached to them.

   
   For those with an aquarium;
   Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a loach?

   A. One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller. The other is a loach.

   Si.

2. At 04:26 PM on 30 Aug 2007, Gillian wrote:

   How many can you afford?

3. At 04:39 PM on 30 Aug 2007, Peter Bolt wrote:

   The first thing we do,let`s kill all the lawyers:
   Shakespeare :Henry VI Part 2

4. At 04:50 PM on 30 Aug 2007, wrote:

   A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW."

   Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.

   "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

   A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

   The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

   Fifi

5. At 04:59 PM on 30 Aug 2007, wrote:

   Apologies to MadMary, if you're lurking, for the above!

   There are ALWAYS exceptions, and you are it.

   ;o)))

   Fifi

6. At 08:38 PM on 30 Aug 2007, wrote:

   Why does it it take so long to become a lawyer?

   Because it takes that long to become dehumanised!

   DIY (Mr Cynical)

7. At 10:53 PM on 30 Aug 2007, admin annie wrote:

   TWO.

8. At 12:03 PM on 31 Aug 2007, Wonko wrote:

   What do you call three Lawyers up to their necks in cement?

   Insufficient cement.

   ;o) []