Conference Caption Competition!*
* There is no prize. And if there was it would go to a member of the production team. Or Alan Yentob.
Eddie Mair | 10:11 UK time, Wednesday, 3 October 2007
* There is no prize. And if there was it would go to a member of the production team. Or Alan Yentob.
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"One potato, two potato, three potato, four ....."
"Paper"
"Paper"
"Paper"
Its Taichi time folks!!
They could still not settle the argument of who should be allowed to speak to Eddie, even after playing twenty rounds of 鈥淧aper, scissors, stone鈥.
H.
"Come on, Vogue,
Let your body move to the music..."
"The PM Blog is stalled again."
Alan Yentob: "Looking at me, people might think I was propositioning you. Looking at you Sequinn, there can be no doubt about it..."
'hm, not sure about this Desk Tai Chi'
Ad once more with feeling....
Hm, not sure about this desk tai chi
"So Carolyn and David, how many times have you tried and failed to post to the PM blog this week?"
Alan Yentob: "Looking at me, people might think I was propositioning you. Looking at you Sequinn, there can be no doubt about it..."
"Woah....Easy tiger..."
Right, now these are the moves for Kung Fu Fighting...
David D
"In time to the Oompah, we slap each other's right hands, then our left hands, then we slap our thighs..."
Funny, I thought the blog was fixed....
bugger!
鈥淲hen I said on air that I鈥檇 鈥榗aught up鈥 with David Davies, it really was because he was trying to evade me. He joins us now, with his ankles chained to the desk...鈥
I'll try again but not sure why (and didn't steal Prabhats idea, swear it wasn't there when I was battling with the 502 monsters)
'the tassels have to move simultaneously, not one after the other'
here goes....
鈥淲hen I said on air that I鈥檇 鈥榗aught up鈥 with David Davies, it really was because he was trying to evade me. He joins us now, with his ankles chained to the desk...鈥
'That man has fitted me up. He's led a false trail about Hugging the Planet and modernising and now is stealing my clothes.'
Daivd Cameron is my Eddie Mair, Sequin.'
It's good, but this is MY favourite Marcel Marceau piece...
Now that Marcel Marceau's out the way, there's got to be room for a double-act....
Hong Kong Phuey.....(They are singing the theme toon)
M
Carolyn: No it's true! David Cameron's bum is this big!!
D: I wanted the Orange Ice lolly
C: Tough, it's mine
Hold on, hold on... it was LEFT at the traffic lights, straight on by the library then RIGHT at the end?
Now that Marcel Marceau's out the way, there's got to be room for a double-act....
Tory in trouble over accusations of leg pulling. "It was just a grope that went wrong" said a spokeman.
Ka mate Ka mate
Ka ora Ka ora
Ka mate Ka mate
Ka ora Ka ora
Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Upane Upane
Upane Kaupane
Whiti te ra!
:卢顿
And the winner must be witchiwoman (25). I nearly spilt my coffee when I read that one!
Hong Kong Phuey.....(They are singing the theme toon)
M
By coincidence, they both remember a quote from Ludwig Wittgenstein at the same moment: "One often makes a remark and only later sees how true it is."
Sid
"Talk to the hand! The face ain't listening"
Carolyn: No it's true! David Cameron's bum is this big!!
Don't stop me now, cos I'm having a good time having a ball....
OK! So witchiwoman is now at (21) - although by the time this gets through she could be (19) or (33).
So is the beach abandoned then? Is it official?
No honestly, it was THIS length
Sequin, "No I will not look into your eyes, Mr Davis. I've told you already that even I don't know when the General Election will be called."
Don't stop me now, cos I'm having a good time having a ball....
Helena Andcart - why thank you! Have been trying the beach since this morning but the gates to seem to have been lifted. Partially. If you bribe the camels it may help.
Sequin: Hold on David, l'll just see if THIS comment gets a 502!
Sequin, "No I will not look into your eyes, Mr Davis. I've told you already that even I don't know when the General Election will be called."
Mr Davis: ''I tried telling you it was a waste of time trying the Blog again, Carolyn. It's another example of the results of this government underfunding the 大象传媒.''
Sequin: ''Now don't hold your breath, but this comment might make it through....''
Who is the woman on the right ?
OK, OK so you weren't dancing naked through the streets of Bournemouth.......
"Watch out, that raspberry lolly's dripping on your shirt"
So, the 'bugger' got posted, but not the:
Patty cake, Patty cake, baker's man....
Oh, Carolyn - was that you?
No, it's the Thai place next door making his hot chilli sauce
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Call me Caroline again and you'll know about it...
Enough's enough!
Don't even think about it!
Who won?
.....No I'm going to be Marcel Marceau....