Here's Jonnie!
Well the photo is not of him, but the man who runs the froggers' refuge, has returned from...well, where do you think...based on the photo?
Jonnie says hello from (SECRET LOCATION) "and as part of our froggers on holiday occasional feature says 'Eddie, I was too embarassed to draw a large 502 in the sand, so instead thought I'd email you a picture of a lttle friend that's been sharing the odd beer with me. When I rattle the beer can he scurries out and appears to love it.
This pic, only taken on a mobile, shows him drinking some from a bottle top. I did try an experiment by substituting water but he/she prefered beer. A real pm beach buddie?"
TEENSY WEENSY correction at 1140: Jonnie is not back yet. And to prove it/rub our noses in it, he says "listening to Radio 4 on a pocket pc by the pool on wifi."
Is that a snake? Oh heavens! But, if Jonnie is reading this, hope it's a lizard, which would be very nice company for anyone.
Jonnie drives the local wildlife to drink ;-)
I am reading it deepthought, whilst having a coffee by the poolside. It was a small lizard, very friedlychap.
Hola! frae cousin !
A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!'
Jonny, twas me in the Loonish Gear at 1. Glad you're having such a lovely holiday, and equally glad it is a lizard.
I hope you're lounging like a lizard yourself - all the best to you and S.
I have some non-encouraging news for Alistair Darling - the page you’ve added for him does not work!
Jonnie you lucky blogger!
Hello Jonnie! Hope you're having a fabulous time. Drunken lizards, eh? Whatever next!
Jonnie, would you like to see a photo of the snow we've had, to show you what you've missed?!
Jonnie: have a good time where you are. Don't forget the sun block number 30.
Guima
Sorry, for some reason this comment went to the last thread, rather than this one:
So there's a lissed pizard* is there? Naughty Jonnie for leading the local wildlife astray :p
*other spoonerisms are allowed, of course
Do lizards get rabies?
My Mum once got a mouse drunk on the beer traps she puts out for the slugs.
what shall we do with the drunken hedgehog, what shall we do with the drunken hedgehog...
speaking of slug-traps as we were.