If you're from Al-Qaeda please, I implore you, don't read this, or listen back to last night's PM...
...because, and this never occured to us until we got this call to the "Listener Log", this will allow you to blow up Parliament, and it would all be PM's fault.
"Eddie Mair mentioned that the plans for the House of Commons are available on the internet. I don't think the ´óÏó´«Ã½ should be reporting this information to potential terrorists."