The Back of the Bus
It's a bit weird to go around town and see your friend's face glaring at you from the side of every other double decker red bus (other colours are available). It's almost as if you're every move is being watched and scrutinised by their presence. Sometimes I might be nibbling on a nice piece of cake in the corner and then I look out the window and see the huge eyes of Russell on a bus poster just passing by and peering through, "Gee... isn't that enough cake?...and it certainly isn't wheat free!"
So it was quite funny to see Mr R.E. Brand "live" in the studio for the radio show as opposed to the 2D image on a "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" billboard. Nothing much has changed with him though. Over the last few days, he got "dipped" (deported) from the US and was accused of packing a "6 times an hour" sex-bomb. He also tried to chat up a female P.C. mounted on a horse who was evidently even more excited by the prospect than his rider. He must've recognised Russell from all those bus posters!
Animal Magnetism
The ever-changing nature of reality,
Is one that presents an invitation to life's fantasy,
A custom-built calamity,
6 times an hour of depravity,
Flying high provides the challenge see,
To maintain a sense of gravity,
"Little Aliens" explaining all the hamster friction-burns of criminality,
The Branded fires of informality,
Aided by Noel and Matt's wombat insanity,
McKenzie incurred a frenzy under the lens of Underground drivers' faculties,
In totality,
It's been a welcome break from life's normality,
We've been horse-powered for two hours,
With only a few trips to the lavatory!
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