Plot: Do I Not Like Orange
Charles has come up with this mysterious tale. Please send us your ideas scott.mills@bbc.co.uk
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Do I Not Like Orange by Charles off of London
Interwoven with this searching theme is the love triangle that is Chappers, Scott's mum and the Posh Lady off of Radio 4.Ìý "Posh or Totty" graphically
As the show reaches its climactic peak, Chappers learns from Scott's mum that Scott is one of non-identical twins, the other of which was mislaid at the maternity hospital.Ìý He discusses this with Becky and they discover a horrific truth.ÌýThey rush to the Chestnut Brown Tanning Salon, but are too late.Ìý The narrator, Scott's Flatmate, has trapped Scott in a tanning booth and is revealing to the world the truth that Chappers and Becky have only recently discovered - he is Scott's non-identical twin, jealous of Scott's fame and success, who is now exacting a terrible revenge.Ìý "Shove Your Scottcam" is a vitriolic diatribe of jealousy and hatred, which ends as the authorities storm the Salon and free Scott from his irradiated tomb.Ìý "Tanned to a Crisp" ends the show on a somewhat sombre note, which also rules out any sequel.
I hope you like it.
Love ya,
Charles
Comment number 1.
At 10th Jun 2009, ginemo wrote:It just shows how much scott loves tanning, and the name for the songs are just hilarious, i am officially wetting myself, but not with laughter XD
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