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The One That Doesn't Speak The One That Doesn't Speak | 14:22 UK time, Friday, 5 June 2009

Thanks to Katherine who couldn't be bothered to revise for her exams so came up with this idea for us. If you have any great plotlines please email them to scott.mills@bbc.co.uk

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Escape From The Care HomeÌýby Katherine off of Newcastle
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It is set in the distant future.ÌýScott, Chappers and Beccy all in TheÌýHappyÌýEndingÌýCare Home forÌýhas-beenÌýcelebrities,Ìýan old people's home. Some newÌýDJÌýcomes in to run some silly feature called "What are those old peopleÌýonÌýabout?" but there is something familiar about this feature... hmm yes! Flash back to the good old days when you allÌýused to work atÌýRadio 1 and all of the fun you used to have.(space to wedge in any songs you may already have).

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Back to the old people's home, it turns out the newÌýDJ gets the old people to turn crazy by giving them a drug that causes haulicinations. NO! This can't carry on!ÌýWhat has radio come to?! You decide to make your way from theÌýHappyÌýEndingÌýCareÌýHome back on to the radio.ÌýScott takes a sip of tea then things start to get crazy (space to put in any random songs and general weirdness)

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It turns outÌýhis tea was spiked with with that dirtyÌýDJ's drug! HeÌýgets sent to aÌý

special ward whereÌýheÌýsings a moving rendition of a song about the good old days. Then all of a sudden, who should appear butÌýWing!ÌýSheÌýhasÌýthe ability to grant himÌý3 wishes. FirstlyÌýhe wishesÌýforÌýhis good looks once more, perma-tan, white teeth, all that, and theÌýsame forÌýChappers andÌýBeccy.ÌýThen he wishes to be free from his imprisonment. ThenÌýScott wishes for the ability toÌýtake the place ofÌýthis newÌýDJ.ÌýHoweverÌýWing refuses and instead says he must find this power within himself (singsÌýHero).ÌýÌý

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Then you all schedule a talent contest between you and this newÌýDJÌýand whoever wins will win theÌýDrive time spot onÌýRadio 1. Scott andÌýChappers do their amazing children's entertainment act and tell some killer jokes, but what'sÌýBeccy's forte? (song). The newÌýDJ's talent isÌýFerreroÌýRoche eatingÌýand, in a stroke of luck, he chokes to death! You have your jobs back!

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Wing returnsÌýand you still have one more wish!ÌýYou all wish for the ability to fly and fly off in a cloud of dry ice and live happily ever after.

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I think you should at least include the idea of some one choking to death on ferrero roche so I haven't totally wasted my valuable revision time ;)

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Love you all!

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Katherine, 16,ÌýNewcastle.

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