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A selection of lines from parliamentary sketch-writers.

Jack Straw returned to the Chilcot inquiry to answer questions about the legal advice he was given regarding UN Security Council resolution 1441.

the former foreign secretary's ability to say precisely the opposite to what he really means:

"The former Foreign Secretary said 'with great respect' when he was not being respectful, 'I'm sorry' when he was not being sorry, and 'I fully understand the point you're making' when his purpose was to confuse and confound whatever that point might be."

, there's no mistaking Mr Straw's earlier profession as a lawyer, watching him effortlessly evade unwanted enquiries:

"It was fascinating to watch. They should run it on ´óÏó´«Ã½4 and call it Sophistry Shoot-Out, or Strictly Come Wriggling. 'How's Jack going to get out of this? Oh, and a dazzling logical back-flip there - the judges love it, the crowd are going wild...'"

In by the committee's tendency to talk over Mr Straw:

"It was like watching nice girls fighting, in that slappy way they have. There was some hair-pulling."

Elsewhere, the public accounts committee was discussing ´óÏó´«Ã½ sports coverage with some of the corporation's chiefs including director general Mark Thompson. The that the session "descended into kick boxing. Highly watchable violence. A lot more fun than the snooker you get on ´óÏó´«Ã½ TV so many nights."

At the University of East London, David Cameron was giving a speech on "rebuilding trust in politics", or, as many received it, an attack on Gordon Brown. , who was there, was confused by his constant references to him being of a "new generation" as he sat in front of an audience of students.

"No, I thought, [the students] are the new generation. Only at Westminster is the age of 43 (Dave's age) considered young."

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