Pampro'r Prif Weinidog
Peth peryg yw gadael dogfennau o gwmpas y lle! Beth yw hwn sydd wedi glanio ar fy nesg? Diddorol.
"Guidance for Briefing the First Minister"
Wel, wel, wel. Sut mae mynd ati i friffio Rhodri tybed- neu baratoi araith iddo draddodi? Wel mae'n amlwg nad yw llygaid y Prif Weinidog gystal a buon nhw.
Text should be in Arial 14, double spaced and provided in a clear plastic document wallet. For nearly all events, the opening and closing points should be in Welsh. For local events in Welsh speaking areas, or for any events which attract a high level of Welsh interest, the entire speech should be translated into Welsh.
Ond cofiwch
The First Minister does not use power point.
Wel, dyw hynny ddim yn synnu rhywun rhywsut. Mae hwn yn fwy o sioc;
If the speech is less than 10 minutes 6-10 bullet points should be sufficient.
Nawr dewch 'mlaen. Ydy Rhodri yn gallu traddodi araith sy'n para llai na deng munud? Mae ambell i frawddeg o'i eiddo yn hwy na hynny!
Ta beth, beth am gael tamaid i fwyta?
Establish the dress code e.g. black tie/lounge suit. Include information on those guests that will be seated at the same table as the First Minister. Dietary requirements: His meal should not include sauce or gravy, pie-crusts etc. He also doesn't like prawns.
Dim prawn sandwiches i Rhodri wrth wylio'r bêl droed felly! Mae'n lwcus nad oes 'na ddiwydiant corgimwch yng Nghymru!