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28 October 2014
Only Fools and Horses

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The Chance Of A Lunchtime (1991)

Rodney and Albert are a little confused with Del's maths skills.

Del How many people can you see standing there?
(Albert and Rodney look at each other)
Albert Well... one.
Del I can see - two.
(Del and Raquel smile lovingly at each other and embrace)
Rodney You know what that means, Albert?
Albert No.
Rodney Well, either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed.

Sent in by James Ross

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