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Posted by Sturmey Archer (U2328688) on Tuesday, 6th December 2011
Ali & Dan's manly discussion should have been taking place in the Men's Pharmaceuticals (family planning and other needs) section rather than in the"Mens Haberdashery"…something for the weekend, Sir?"
…ah, Mabel phoning in… Jesus (no, she's phonin' 'er son-in-law!) This is so wretched! (1st year "O"-level English Composition doesn't even begin to describe it!)
…God's way of telling me to leave it! (Yup, Bunter, listen to the voices - "Pies, Pies, and Casseroles, Catherine wuz a 'Chav'")
…Ali's just said "dinner suit" again (for those who care)
…Did young Amy just say "Wanky" ooops!, sorry I think she actually said "Swanky…"
…"…and a pint of Memory Lane" (Gordon Bennett!!!)
…and now nubile Erin sends Ali's blood coursing to all the wrong parts of his aged body! (hope he doesn't have a stroke… …or worse!)
This is absolute crap! I can't believe that someone is being paid to write this stuff!!!!
- sa
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Posted by Sturmey Archer (U2328688) on Tuesday, 6th December 2011
I missed this one the first time around -
(The Nubile) Erin (for it is she): "Who'd have thought a cow could have a face-lift?"
I would have thought that by now she would have already met Fag-Ash-Lil…
- sa
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by Glebe Cow (U2281862) ** on Wednesday, 7th December 2011
In fairness to the SWs, I thought the "birds & bees" conversation was rather fun and Dan showed a bit more personality and spunk when maximising Alistair's discomfort than we're used to seeing. Perhaps the Erin episode has done him some good even if it does all go breasticles up, as seems likely.
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