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Smuggling Feebs?

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  Posted by originallistener (U6698410) on Tuesday, 31st July 2012

  What might the package Feebs has been given to bring back really contain? Remember she was asked not to unwrap it before she left for England. ooooh eeerrr!!

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  Posted by Sturmey Archer (U2328688) on Tuesday, 31st July 2012

  …a very interesting idea, here's a possible scenario:
  
  Heathrow - International Arrivals - HM British Customs:
  
  HMC Official: "Excuse me, Miss! Did you pack all your own luggage?"
  
  Feeble (for it is she): "…why, yes! I think so!"
  
  HMCO: "…has this bag been out of your sight since you finished packing it?"
  
  F: "…er …um …well …er …um I'm not sure…"
  
  HMCO: "…please walk this way!" (beckons to the young would-be smuggler to follow him, and opens door marked "Interrogation Centre")
  
  F (thinks: to self): "…if I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the operation paid for by all the money the nice man gave me at Jo'burg Airport to take the case containing a present for his O' Bleck Mammy back in Blighty"
  
  (cont. on Flight 94)
  
  - sa

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