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    Posted by Tellmeboutit (U14478835) on Tuesday, 4th September 2012

    Why would Mel tell known psycho Lance that she had aborted his baby not Kenton's? The whole episode was ludicrous and the actors weren't much better. Hoping for a shark to bring this to a conclusion....

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    Posted by NewEssexWoman (U9776561) on Tuesday, 4th September 2012

    Well, I suspect that either Lance won't survive his ducking - hopefully Kenton will hold him under for the requisite time or he'll be so grateful to his ex business partner and forget all about the blackmail, stalking etc and will never be seen again.

    Everyone else will make up and become all lovey-dovey and K&J will fly back to Ambridge like a honeymoon couple and all will live happily ever after.

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    Posted by Margaret (U14756851) on Tuesday, 4th September 2012

    Well, I suspect that either Lance won't survive his ducking - hopefully Kenton will hold him under for the requisite time or he'll be so grateful to his ex business partner and forget all about the blackmail, stalking etc and will never be seen again.

    Everyone else will make up and become all lovey-dovey and K&J will fly back to Ambridge like a honeymoon couple and all will live happily ever after. 
    Or Kenton will drown thus making Jolene twice departnered in the Antipodes!

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    Posted by Pahnda (U14681704) on Tuesday, 4th September 2012

    Why would Mel tell known psycho Lance that she had aborted his baby not Kenton's? The whole episode was ludicrous and the actors weren't much better. Hoping for a shark to bring this to a conclusion.... 

    Are we to assume that she was shagging both of them when she got pregnant? And if so, how did she know whose baby it was?

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    Posted by cat_modern (U12813503) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    The whole thing is too absurd!

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    Posted by fazer_thou (U14565751) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    Yes it had a very 'detective gets all the suspects together in the living room and reveal all' about it. Incredibly unconvincing. Has had it's good points this Amex but this episode was a true nadir.

    I guess Amex will always suffer from the fact that the plot isn't really allowed to impinge on TA too much so loose ends have to tie up neatly. I guess Kenton had to go in the water to try to save Lance otherwise they'd probably be facing a lengthy police enquiry in NZ and it'd all have to be discussed in Ambridge (causing massive consternation on other boards here). Kenton will be OK, the jury's out on loopy Lance, but who really cares? Would Jolene really have said 'Let him drown' though?

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    Posted by Katya (U14229082) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    It's all been a dream. Kenton is just about to come out of the shower in the Bull.

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    Posted by roastcumin (U2333842) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    Presumably she was trying to straighten things out between Kenton, Jolene and herself. Jolene has been increasingly alienated from Kenton who has not defended himself and accepted the role of totally guilty party. This is partly Mel's fault and is the main reason they are all stuck on the yacht with the sociopath. Maybe she hadn't picked up that Jolene was aware Lance was dangerous and only humouring him.

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    Posted by Miura_Anjin (U15109087) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    Yes, it was rubbish wasn't it. I download the podcast first thing in the morning at about 6.30am (I live in Tokyo) and listen to TA and AMEX in a half doze. Normally it's a great way to start the day by recent episodes of AMEX have had me groaning with irritation and disappointment.

    Also I doubt Lance will drown as this would be such a huge thing that it would definitely have to be incorporated in the main TA which is something that the ´óÏó´«Ã½ have been reluctant to do as I understand it.

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    Posted by Peggy Monahan (U2254875) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    I doubt Lance will drown as this would be such a huge thing that it would definitely have to be incorporated in the main TA 

    Why? I don't see of what interest it would be in Ambridge. Kenton drowning on the other hand... But in that case it would be reported in TA. As a Spoilers reader I'm not sure that there is a clue to that though.

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    Posted by Lyra (U2293272) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    I guess if Lance were to drown there'd have to be an inquest or inquiry or something, which Kenton and Jolene would have to attend. That would take some explaining in TA. I think everyone will be fine and Lance will disappear with his tail between his legs.

    However, I am now totally confused about the abortion. If it was lance's baby why did Mel tell Jolene that Kenton had forced her to have an abortion? have i missed something? I admit I wasn't paying that much attention during that episode so it's quite possible.

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    Posted by Tellmeboutit (U14478835) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    I guess if Lance were to drown there'd have to be an inquest or inquiry or something, which Kenton and Jolene would have to attend. That would take some explaining in TA. I think everyone will be fine and Lance will disappear with his tail between his legs.

    However, I am now totally confused about the abortion. If it was lance's baby why did Mel tell Jolene that Kenton had forced her to have an abortion? have i missed something? I admit I wasn't paying that much attention during that episode so it's quite possible.  
    Why indeed? I'm afraid there was no sense of them being at sea, other than metaphorically.

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    Posted by Peggy Monahan (U2254875) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    That would take some explaining in TA. 

    Man fell overboard on their yachting trip. I don't see that it would be that big a deal.

    If it was lance's baby why did Mel tell Jolene that Kenton had forced her to have an abortion? 

    Indeed a very puzzling little detour in the story line.

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    Posted by Patsy (U13792017) on Wednesday, 5th September 2012

    ‘Everyone else will make up and become all lovey-dovey and K&J will fly back to Ambridge like a honeymoon couple and all will live happily ever after’.

    Oh I do hope so….


    ‘Hoping for a shark to bring this to a conclusion....’

    Oh I do hope not….


    ‘If it was lance's baby why did Mel tell Jolene that Kenton had forced her to have an abortion?’

    Because Kenton, thinking it was his, did put pressure on her to terminate the pregnancy and she seems to have told Jolene this (omitting the bit about her own doubts re not being sure who the father was) to put a spoke in the briskly spinning wheel of the Kenton/Jolene 'lurve' fest.
    Mel was obviously in love with Kenton back then and I reckon the flame still flickers despite all the backbiting.

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    Posted by Peggy Monahan (U2254875) on Thursday, 6th September 2012

    to put a spoke in the briskly spinning wheel of the Kenton/Jolene 'lurve' fest. 

    Ehh? Didn't notice it, I thought since they arrived Jolene was feeling Kenton wasn't paying much attention to her?

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    Posted by Ginslinger Redux (U14830013) on Thursday, 6th September 2012

    She told her to try andconvince her there wasn't anything going on!

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    Posted by Auntie Molly (U14110968) on Sunday, 9th September 2012

    Why would Mel tell known psycho Lance that she had aborted his baby not Kenton's? The whole episode was ludicrous and the actors weren't much better. Hoping for a shark to bring this to a conclusion.... 

    Are we to assume that she was shagging both of them when she got pregnant? And if so, how did she know whose baby it was?  
    As far as I could tell she had a one night stand with Lance.

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