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Posted by Polly Tunnel (U1530077) on Thursday, 20th October 2005
Q : How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A : 2 One to put in the bulb and the other to give it that surprising twist at the end.
Well it made me giggle !
Here’s one for LadyM :
Q : How many witches does it take to change a light bulb ?
A : Into what exactly !
Polly ( leaving the room quickly )
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Posted by Lady Macbeϯh - not without mustard (U550479) on Thursday, 20th October 2005
Pours full cauldron (minus howlet's wing - thanks Vcky!) over Ms Tunnel's head!
[Snorks under breath at jest]
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Posted by Isabel Necessary (U2267962) on Thursday, 20th October 2005
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Isabel
Pours full cauldron (minus howlet's wing - thanks Vcky!) over Ms Tunnel's head!
[Snorks under breath at jest]Ìý
Blimey LadyM - must remember never to get on the wrong side of you.
What exactly was in that cauldron - my feet are turning red. OOps sorry it's just my slippers.
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Posted by Wanda_Ofwandas (U2258758) on Thursday, 20th October 2005
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Potato
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Posted by Veronica Speedwell (U2233349) on Thursday, 20th October 2005
How many husbands does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one- he stands there and lets the household revolve around him.
This is funnier if you have screw-in bulbs in mind.
SNORK!!!
How many Freudian psychoanalysists does it take to change a lightbulb?
....
Two - one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis...... errm sorry, ladder
How many Freudian psychoanalysists does it take to change a lightbulb?
....
Two - one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis...... errm sorry, ladderÌý
Um, can anyone recommend a good way of getting tea out of my keyboard?
mvg,
LF
How many Microsoft Software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they re-define the industry standard as 'dark'.
Take care,
Ross
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week on Monday.
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Posted by Lady Macbeϯh - not without mustard (U550479) on Friday, 21st October 2005
How many Microsoft Software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they re-define the industry standard as 'dark'.
Take care,
Ross
Ìý
Ah - now we know who to blame for TOS
Sorry - couldn't resist it.
Got me coat. Gorn.
My O/H suggested this one
How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, there never was a lightbulb.
Hi, social workers, love ya!! xxxxx
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None - let the stupid c*w iron in the dark.
(Me coat's already on)
How many hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
One to put it in and four to stand back and say "Fabulous, Gary"
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week on Monday.
Ìý
A client sent me a variation (I am a consultant)
Q How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A Two - one to deal with the bulb and a second to send an invoice for £500.
"One to hold the......"
My goodness, did this post get past the modders! Does that mean we can write Absolutely ANything!!
Scheherezade
This board is reactively modded so I guess that you can post anything.
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Posted by Polly Tunnel (U1530077) on Saturday, 22nd October 2005
Q : How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Only one, but you'll need umpteen light bulbs!
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