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Posted by Loopy_ Lou (U10913539) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Your chance to pay tribute to any of ML's posters.
I would like to do the award for the most humourous posters.
In no particular order,
fat kid
loot
Pat shed
And the Filthiest Mind In Mustardland award goes to:
1. Doctor Darling
2. Hazel Woolley
3. Vints
Honourable mentions for Angua, Plum the Depths and, of course, Loot.
lc
Most militant vegan
Most alpha male
Most number of accounts
Longest screenname
Longest serving poster
Most alpha maleÌý
Big snork.
I wonder if, like Leggsy, he'll miraculously re-appear.
lc
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Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Oi ! Amateurs the lot of 'em.
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by eristheapplethrower (U9524346) on Monday, 11th February 2013
For all round sanity saving
I would nominate Loot.
A poster I will well and truly miss.
Thank you Loot
Most militant vegan
Most alpha male
Most number of accounts
Longest screenname
Longest serving poster Ìý
Most well respected poster of long standing on these boards
Oi, yourself!
If you could sit still and have the same boardname for two days / two hours running, I might have nominated you - you're the worst of the lot!
lc
Sister Gnomea of the Wibbly Plume for her 'nursing' skills. :¬)
Most Usual Suspect
Most Unusual Suspect
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Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Oi, yourself!
If you could sit still and have the same boardname for two days / two hours running, I might have nominated you - you're the worst of the lot!
±ô³¦Ìý
You could have gone for 'poster who changes his name a lot'. People would have known.
That does remind me that I need to choose a name that will be frozen into perpetuity for when this board shuts.
that will be frozen into perpetuity for when this board shuts.Ìý
How about that one?
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Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
It's not a bad idea - but they've always been song lyrics in the past. I do like it though.
Yes. Loot. He has a way of putting his finger right on it...which is more than I can say for a lot of men of my acquaintance...
Oh and Vints of course. Silly old sod. You have to love him.
Doctor Darling who doesn't post any more. The woman I'd "go gay for".
Mrs PPG whose wedding I attended as a cyber mother of the bride and sweetfeet who was cyber bridesmaid for *my* wedding that was much trumpeted on these boards in 2008.
Sharpers for her acidic replies. She might know how to cook mince but she doesn't use it in her replies.
The members of The Dog Club and all the advice and slushy stuff we've talked about for years now. They cried with me when my Zeddy died and cheered me on when I took in my two Poodle Boys.
Lynnie P just because.
So many.
I wonder who'll be the last one to post.
, in reply to message 3.
Posted by Silver Jenny (U12795676) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Best threads
Eliza Bennett
Laura from Lothian
Kris [sorry, not up to date with her current moniker.]
Loot
imo has a special award all to himself for the 'lights along the corrider' thread
Prab for his voyages.
, in reply to message 11.
Posted by littlecandle (U2651900) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Ahem. [shuffles gold envelopes] Ladies and Gentlemen!
Honourable mentions to Vints, Angua, Plum, Loot and many other Mucky Pups of Note....
but I have pleasure in holding this impressively phallic-shaped award for Filthiest Mind in Mustardland, which is awarded in ascending order to:
3. Doctor Darling (best innuendo)
2. Hazel Woolley (peddler of smut)
1. Poster who changes his name a lot (master of the single entendre)
Well done all, keep it up!
lc
There should be an award for best name
Your name reminded of my tribute to ML:
, in reply to message 16.
Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Ahem. [shuffles gold envelopes] Ladies and Gentlemen!
Honourable mentions to Vints, Angua, Plum, Loot and many other Mucky Pups of Note....
but I have pleasure in holding this impressively phallic-shaped award for Filthiest Mind in Mustardland, which is awarded in ascending order to:
3. Doctor Darling (best innuendo)
2. Hazel Woolley (peddler of smut)
1. Poster who changes his name a lot (master of the single entendre)
Well done all, keep it up!
±ô³¦Ìý
Reverse order surely ?
And I am. Ahem.
, in reply to message 15.
Posted by Miftrefs Laura in Lothian bufily ftitching (U2587870) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Thankyou, silverjenny.
You, in turn, share my award for Very Lovely People Who Have Always Made Me Feel That After All The World Is Not Such A Bad Place...
laura
, in reply to message 17.
Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
There should be an award for best name
Your name reminded of my tribute to ML:
Ìý
A fine choice. I commend your taste. One of the best gigs of my life was a Julian Cope gig. In fact several of them have been - several of the worst too include one where he was just off his face and ranted poetry at us for an hour before passing out. Strangely compelling mind you.
, in reply to message 19.
Posted by politebirder (U4482231) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Lovely to see you Laura.
I would like to nominate Leaping Badger as best Head Prefect of ML; well, the only Head Prefect really but he did very, very well.
, in reply to message 19.
Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Laura my lovely how nice to see you!
Have we had Most Wrong Sort of Poster yet?
, in reply to message 20.
Posted by Mister Legs (U15599971) on Monday, 11th February 2013
were you there at the hammy palais when he slashed his stomach with a broken mike stand?
, in reply to message 22.
Posted by Reggie Trentham (U2746099) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Have we had Most Wrong Sort of Poster yet?Ìý
I've always thought it's a bit invideous to single out individual posters for special commendation, it seems to imply that you think less of everyone else. I suppose it's natural to want to single out special friends though, especially in this sort of situation.
There are many many people who I've really enjoyed talking to over the years and I regard some of them with a great deal of affection but I'm not going to say who.
But in relation to the remark I've quoted I just tried to count up the people I wont miss at all and I'm quite surprised, even given all the shoutiness and name calling on some threads, that there aren't more than about half a dozen of them. Certainly no more than I could count on the fingers of two hands. Not going to name any though.
, in reply to message 23.
Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
I missed that night - it was on the World Shut your Mouth Tour and he had that stupid mic stand he clambered onto. I could well believe the story - on the night I saw him the thing kept malfunctioning and at one point he fell off. He was full of anger back then.
, in reply to message 25.
Posted by Mister Legs (U15599971) on Monday, 11th February 2013
oh ues the jungle gym mike stand, saw one of that tour gigs too.
, in reply to message 26.
Posted by the way the needle pricks (U4260872) on Monday, 11th February 2013
This is our first interaction Legsy - my friend DD speaks highly of you.
Quietest Wedding Announcement . . . . goes to . . . .
I could also nominate her for poster most likely to be found banging her head on her desk moments after posting.
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Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Monday, 11th February 2013
It was tongue in cheek Reggie, not that that means it shouldn't get a serious reply if anyone wants to give one natch.
Your chance to pay tribute to any of ML's posters.
I would like to do the award for the most humourous posters.
In no particular order,
fat kid
loot
Pat shed
Ìý
It has to be Loot, if only for the thread about Pointy Shoes, and his colleagues. That one still makes me laugh just thinking about it.
, in reply to message 19.
Posted by Silver Jenny (U12795676) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Thank you, Laura, I missed seeing you around.
, in reply to message 21.
Posted by Leaping Badger (U3587940) on Monday, 11th February 2013
I would like to nominate Leaping Badger as best Head Prefect of ML; well, the only Head Prefect really but he did very, very well.Ìý
Charmed, I'm sure. What brought that on?
How about:
Most dramatic flounce
Least time elapsed between flouncing and returning
, in reply to message 31.
Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Oh and what about Quickest Thread Closure?
And Post That Lasted The Shortest Time?
Hmm, think I may have an idea who could be in the running for those....
Best Name -
My Mum Played a Nun in a Meat Pie Advert.......
I would like to use this thread to pass my thanks to Red for introducing me to Bubbles and to DeeKay (I think) for introducing me to Mahjong.
Deb
[Takes tongue out of cheek]
, in reply to message 31.
Posted by politebirder (U4482231) on Monday, 11th February 2013
I would like to nominate Leaping Badger as best Head Prefect of ML; well, the only Head Prefect really but he did very, very well.Ìý
Charmed, I'm sure. What brought that on?
How about:
Most dramatic flounce
Least time elapsed between flouncing and returning Ìý
We needed a Head Prefect at times and you always stepped up to the mark. Genuine praise here, Badger.
Award for most bizarre household happenings: wombatsnose.
, in reply to message 31.
Posted by Mister Legs (U15599971) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Least time elapsed between flouncing and returning
Ìý
is it less than a day?
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Posted by littlecandle (U2651900) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Award for Most Bizarrely Fascinating Social Circle Conundrums goes to .....
Morganish.
lc
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Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Most Tantalising Quizzes:
Maman Chauffeuse
I got so incensed about something on the board once, (probably the result of my own actions) that I resigned my ´óÏó´«Ã½ ID by email, lying about my reasons for wanting to leave, only to rejoin with the same username (or similar) the moment conformation of my resignation was received.
And the Freedom of Mustardland, in the form of an engraved porridge spoon, goes to...
Peet.
Obviously.
, in reply to message 33.
Posted by San Fairy Anne (U14257911) on Monday, 11th February 2013
For the one who ordered "Only One Sprout" which begat 427 replies of such varied erudition that I for one was open mouthed in admiration for days.
I give you: Slightly Foxed!
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Most well respected poster of long standing on these boardsÌý
It had to be you,
It had to be you,
Wandered around
Finally found
Somebody who ...
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Posted by San Fairy Anne (U14257911) on Monday, 11th February 2013
in case you want to read it before it goes..... ³§¹ó´¡²Ô²Ô±ðâ„¢
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Posted by Leaping Badger (U3587940) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Oh, OK. [scratches head]
'Ö'
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Posted by orange pekoe (U9563764) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Oh, OK. [scratches head]
'Ö' Ìý
Badge, you got fleas again? Vicky S is trying to help, I think. Saw a thread asking for some extra-strength anti-flea gunk, so you might be in luck.
, in reply to message 44.
Posted by maggiechow- chained to the railings (U6630370) on Monday, 11th February 2013
The ML Special Achievement award goes to all you lovely posters who have made me laugh, made me cry, made me realise I'm not so badly off, given advice, information, help and comfort.
Who am I going to borrow the Lucky Knickers from, or placate with cake,?
And especially Loot, for being a fellow 'Atter.
I would like to use this thread to pass my thanks to Red for introducing me to BubblesÌý
< Red sweeps a huge and supremely graceful curtsey. >
I thangyew.
< wonders what's wrong with Deb's face: it's all wonky >
, in reply to message 45.
Posted by Leaping Badger (U3587940) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Just be thankful it's only my head I'm scratching...
'Ö'
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by Former Archers Listener known as Fausto etc (U14266958) on Monday, 11th February 2013
Eliza Bennet for a wonderful sneaky sense of humour.
I think Bolly is about the same lord jim.
Loved your man on the sofa.
must learn to improve smut levels within the next 2 weeks....
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