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No Mustard Land. A Lament.

• Message 1. 

  Posted by payshentnemesis (U9774375) on Monday, 18th February 2013

  To be read to the tune of
  
  
  
  
  Well how do you do, you DisMustardised,
  Do you mind if I sit here down by your graveside.
  And rest for a while in the warm summer sun,
  I've been posting these years and I'm nearly done.
  
  I see by your gravestone your were mustardly keen,
  When you heard of the falling in two thousand thirteen,
  Well I hope you died well and I hope you died clean.
  For you DisMustardised, it was slow and obscene.
  
  Did they tweet the tweets slowly, did they blog the blogs lowly?
  Did they sound the death march as they closed you down?
  Did the board show the last post and modding?
  Did the Beeb wield the powers of the lowliest?
  
  Did you leave e'er a mwah or an 'I Heart' behind?
  In some faithful heart is your memory enshrined?
  Although you died back in two thousand thirteen,
  in some faithful heart are you forever on screen?
  
  Or are you a stranger without even a name?
  Embroiled forever in a sockpuppet game?
  In an old modded thread, scorned, modded and stained,
  and fading to nothing in a Big Brother flame.
  
  Well the sun, now it shines on the green fields of Peets,
  There's a warm summer breeze, and the posters form meets.
  And look how the sun shines from under the clouds,
  There's no fleas, no barbed comments, there's no catpeeing now.
  
  But here in this graveyard it's still no man's land
  The countless U-numbers stand mute in the sand.
  To Nigel's indifference to his fellow man
  To a whole generation that were butchered and dammed.
  
  Well DisMustardised, I cant help wonder why
  Do those that post here know why did they die?
  And did they believe when they signed in to post,
  Did they really believe that this board would be toast?
  
  Well the sorrow, the suffering the glory the pain,
  The petitioning the tweeting was all done in vain
  For young DisMustardised, it all happened..
  
  Insane.
  
  just insane, just insane, and again, just insane.
  

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  Posted by payshentnemesis (U9774375) on Monday, 18th February 2013

  the music without bleedin ads
  
  

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