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Posted by Christina Rossetti til the end (U7692958) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Don't panic!
There's a lot of tidying up to do before we leave. Do you think we should paint over all the graffiti in the loos?
If the lost property hasn't all been reclaimed by Sunday afternoon I'll be taking it all to the charity shop. If you see me in a swanky new coat at any time, it has nothing to do with anything. Marms hasn't left that nice furry coat here anywhere, has she?
There's loads of animal fluff everywhere. I think we're going to need one of those posh Dysons. I don't know who all the records in the corner belong to. Does anyone want the chandelier?
I know a lot of us are planning to chain ourselves to the railings next Monday. Has anyone organised the packed lunches, or should we all just bring our own?
I bagsy those records except the Queen, Phil Collins, Coldplay and Showaddywaddy ones
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Posted by Christina Rossetti til the end (U7692958) on Monday, 18th February 2013
No ones going to want those.
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Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Oh yes they are! I'll have the Queen ones. Which Coldplay? I'm quite fussy, you know.
Who's taking the Fainting Couch?
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Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Oh soddit, can't we just get in some cleaners and caterers and send the bill to Nige?
I bagsy the dressed lobsters.
There are three copies of "Dark Side of the Moon". I don't want any of them. Loot may have his eye on one to use as a fruitbowl.
Am x
Like this?
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Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 18th February 2013
I think we could put 'Dark Side of the Moon' on a loop-play in Mr Smith's office. What's your say? (Channelling my inner-Shamsy).
'You know there is no dark side of Mustardland... In fact it's all dark'
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Posted by goldilocks exits pursued by bears (U1859740) on Monday, 18th February 2013
No point in cleaning up - they are putting the bulldozers through the old place, aren't they?
[sniff]
Are there any hunks left in the basement, La Min? I'll snaffle a couple of those.......
I'm taking the Turkish wrestlers, goldi.
Am x
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Posted by sirblunderdog (U14202514) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Leave it all to Smith, Nigel.
he has the dustpan and brush and a big wodge of bonus in his back pocket.
I say trash the place.
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Posted by Now Locking for a house (U3261819) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Will we able to leave it as we found it?
Should have cleaned up as we went. Far less work and we have left an awful lot of rubbish in our wake!
Is there a skip available?
Would the oiled firemen help?
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Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Oh good, lord jim, because I've already drawn a moustache on that picture of Wor Ruthie.
Well quite Lili, I think there is bust of Lord Reith somewhere or is that Brian Aldridge?
If there are any period detail going I'll have it, I'll even take the floorboards if nobody wants them.
, in reply to message 14.
Posted by Capn Jack Mcferret (U8917649) on Monday, 18th February 2013
I'm pretty sure I left a helicopter gunship in FA years ago in a RAF Alice post, could come in handy now.
Now, will The Wrong Nigel be clearing the locals out of the village hall himself..?
, in reply to message 15.
Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Well quite Lili, I think there is bust of Lord Reith somewhere or is that Brian Aldridge?
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You can only really tell by checking the shoes, jim.
Yes I expect so Lili, either that or the cravat.
, in reply to message 17.
Posted by Reggie Trentham (U2746099) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Is anyone going to give a home to the hamsters?
, in reply to message 17.
Posted by May_Contain_Nuts (U14871839) on Monday, 18th February 2013
Well quite Lili, I think there is bust of Lord Reith somewhere or is that Brian Aldridge?Ìý
If there's a bust over there then Brian Aldridge will probably be in the vicinity if that helps clarify things.
, in reply to message 17.
Posted by Now Locking for a house (U3261819) on Monday, 18th February 2013
I don't want the catpee but can I have the snorks please?
, in reply to message 21.
Posted by Lili Bolero and the band played on (U10534540) on Monday, 18th February 2013
I don't think anyone wants the catpee, Locki. Let's leave it. After a day or two there will be a general Eau-de-Chat about the place.
I think we need to work out a transfer order (in joke for anyone in an NHS PCT or SHA) every asset of Mustardland must go, but who to transfer it to?
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Posted by Bella Milbanke (U2389689) on Monday, 18th February 2013
There are three copies of "Dark Side of the Moon". I don't want any of them. Loot may have his eye on one to use as a fruitbowl.
Am xÌý
Ams, I quite like the idea that we all vanish completely, leaving behind only three dusty copies of Dark Side of the Moon that nobody wanted.
You can't take the chandelier yet. We need it to swing off for the End of Days orgy.
Who is going to take all the empty bottles to the recycling bin?
ps, I'll have a Dark side of the moon.
Ruined my street cred now.
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