This discussion has been closed.
Posted by Donkey Hotey aka Bollynix (U15440692) on Thursday, 21st February 2013
Calling all Tarts! Calling all Tarts! Come to me now, my lovlies, Gene's got the quattro ready and waiting!
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by Capn Jack Mcferret (U8917649) on Thursday, 21st February 2013
Just checking the oil, ready for a run and a Disco.
However if I should punch anyone, no matter what their name, tough. Banging a head against a urinal is also acceptable.
, in reply to message 2.
Posted by Donkey Hotey aka Bollynix (U15440692) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
Sob! It looks as though all the tarts have cleaned their acts up. Which is, of course, a good thing. ( hard swallow ).
, in reply to message 3.
Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
I haven't Bolls, still taking my clothes off and flaunting my bra straps, well I will when the weather warms up a bit, flippin' heck.
Been round your neck of the woods, saw the car park and everything.
, in reply to message 4.
Posted by The Vintneres Driver (U5034590) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
Well I'm on a promise for Friday Night is Mucky Night which I'm sure would make a perfect joint event.
In Village Hall if wet.
, in reply to message 5.
Posted by ciderthingsarenotsorosy (U14648606) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
What have you wet Vints?
Oh no you dirty boy.
Calling all Tarts! Calling all Tarts! Come to me now, my lovlies, Gene's got the quattro ready and waiting! Ìý
Does Donkey Hotey want Jam tarts, apple tarts or Bakewell tarts?
, in reply to message 4.
Posted by Donkey Hotey aka Bollynix (U15440692) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
La Min! Mwah! Don't go all soft on me! A few goosebumps are always an attractive addition to a decolletage, I feel.
, in reply to message 5.
Posted by La Min gibbon swinging strumpet draped in black (U12534030) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
Joint?
Wet?
Oh dear....
What have you wet Vints?
Oh no you dirty boy.
Ìý
I think he accidentally ate the Crab and leek tart.
, in reply to message 7.
Posted by Donkey Hotey aka Bollynix (U15440692) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
Any of those, Viligante, and more besides.
, in reply to message 5.
Posted by Donkey Hotey aka Bollynix (U15440692) on Friday, 22nd February 2013
Well I'm on a promise for Friday Night is Mucky Night which I'm sure would make a perfect joint event.
In Village Hall if wet.Ìý
Perfect.
I think.
Welcome to the Archers Messageboard.
or Ìýto take part in a discussion.
The message board is currently closed for posting.
This messageboard is now closed.
This messageboard is .
Find out more about this board's
´óÏó´«Ã½ © 2014 The ´óÏó´«Ã½ is not responsible for the content of external sites. Read more.
This page is best viewed in an up-to-date web browser with style sheets (CSS) enabled. While you will be able to view the content of this page in your current browser, you will not be able to get the full visual experience. Please consider upgrading your browser software or enabling style sheets (CSS) if you are able to do so.