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Posted by TorquilOfKiloran (U2806494) on Sunday, 24th February 2013
Reggie and I are trapped in a room with the Swedish netball team.
Torquil
Where?
It's a hard job but sometwo have to do it!
It has always been fantasy of mine to be trapped in a room with the Swedish Netball team!
That and having my naked torso slathered in custard,and having it lovingly removed by such as the Swedish Netball team!
No Problem
These netball teams are always posing for naked calendars, so you just have to wait until they're down to their gym knickers and then while they all pose you can sneak away.
Please send details as I am ready and waiting with a catering pack of Birds Custard.
, in reply to message 5.
Posted by TorquilOfKiloran (U2806494) on Sunday, 24th February 2013
Sneak away? Why?
Please send food and energy drinks.
Torquil
Sneak away? Why?Ìý
Sorry
I thought perhaps they were holding you hostage on account of the end of anonymity creating a severe shortage of sperm donors in Sweden?
Oh Torquil, I'm quite jealous.
I haven't snogged them yet. You could have let me go first.
You are Usain Bolt aicm £5
Please send help! Reggie and I are trapped in a room with the Swedish netball team.
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Just had a word with help, they said they can't make it until next Friday. Can you wait till then?
Here they are boys! I'm just out of shot with my bucket of custard....wish me luck..............I'M GOING IN!
You can't see me but I'm underneath these two. Please don't send help.
Here they are sorry i ca't see the keyboard for custard.........
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by The equally pointless susierratic (U1485524) on Sunday, 24th February 2013
Originally read the OP as Swedish MEATballs! That'll teach me to read the board on my phone.
Anyway, it was great to meet you yesterday and I wish you luck in your current endeavours! I hope your strength holds out.
Here they are sorry i ca't see the keyboard for custard.........Ìý
I see they got their own back R Bisto.
, in reply to message 1.
Posted by hoddles off into the sunset (U14129169) on Sunday, 24th February 2013
Reggie and I are trapped in a room with the Swedish netball team.Ìý
I'm trapped in IKEA with the Swedish meatball team.
Here ! Have this VARDO underbed storage to hide in ......
It has always been fantasy of mine to be trapped in a room with the Swedish Netball team!
That and having my naked torso slathered in custard,and having it lovingly removed by such as the Swedish Netball team!
Ìý
Well if only you'd said earlier - it's a bit late to arrange it all now.
Eff the flea!
, in reply to message 18.
Posted by littlecandle (U2651900) on Sunday, 24th February 2013
Oh dear.
I seem to have this nut and this ten inch piece of dowel left over from when I put together that VARDO underbed storage.
I hope they weren't vital.
lc
Noooooo...... don't climb into the underbed stor...........
Too late !
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