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What
are your thoughts about this picture of a car?
Is
the car making a comment, or perhaps a statement, or possibly it's
a new design?
Are
people or animals, or something else having a conversation about
the car, or maybe making a comment?
Here
are the ideas of users of our website:
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james
bobbett:
he told me that he did not understand the language 'micra',
so he just hit me and ran away.
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amanda
miller:
this is what happens when your a "backseat" driver-
you cant reach the foot brake in time!
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paul
miller:
this is what happens when you rely too much on those satellite
navigation systems- just one small dot wrong and theres a
bend 50 yards too soon!
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simon
miller:
Unfortunately, the new onboard computer wasnt the only thing
to "crash" that day
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stewart
miller:
I am well aware it is a one way street officer, but i was
only going one way!
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Mike
Nightingale:
"I can take 'im next time Boss, I know I can! It was
a lucky punch!"
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Elaine
Lewis:
I never said it was 'crunch, click' with every trip!
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ann
mcintyre:
my boy racer wanted low skirts he's got them now
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julian
swinbourne:
YOU WERE ONLY MEANT TO BLOW THE BLOODY TYRES UP!
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Debbie
Crawford:
Mrs Green hoped potential buyers wouldn't be put off by the
'slight dent in the wing' as she had so honestly pointed out
in the car advertisement.
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charline
shearer, Worcester:
"When I said 'open the bonnet' I didn't mean with a tin
opener!"
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Shiela
Seymour:
Never argue with a woman when she's got PMT!!!
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li
stamford-crane:
This is what hapens when your wife drives you round the bend!
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Cain:
"Next time, Phyllis, when I say 'turn right', try the
*other* right..."
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Andy,
Worcester:
I feel like a smart car now :)
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adrian
sales:
"it's just a schoolboy crush"
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Simon
Barnett, Worcester:
Calm Down Dear, Its only a commercial, is'nt it?
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Dave
Whale, Bewdley:
So Road Safety Officials reckon that speed humps DONT damage
cars eh? I was only doing 15mph at the time!
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Simon
Barnett, Upton-on-Severn:
"Hi mum im on the telly!" I'm really a very good
driver!!
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Rob
Falconer:
I swear that car's growling at me
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Christopher
Bayley, Hanley Swan:
But it worked in the Peugeot advert! All i wanted was a 206!
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brian:
It is a Micral no one was hurt
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adrian
sales:
"Car for sale, one careful owner, paintwork needs touching
up !!"
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痴补濒茅谤颈别:
I've altered the car to help Gran. Now it kneels just like
the buses!
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Rob:
After the Smart car, this is the Stupid car
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Jason
Kilby:
The Elvis sneer, was the ultimate for anyone looking to draw
a crowd.
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carole
sullian:
Rust in peace.
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Hayley
Robinson:
Im so crushed, my boyfriend broke my heart and dumped me.
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Hayley
Robinson:
That light was so green.
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Yvonne
Jarman:
He was shakin' his ass at me !
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lisa
day:
Thats the last time i'm taking the kids through the drivethru
zoo again!
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Nicola:
The "car facial expressons" remote control was proving
popular among Micra users
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Rob:
One careful owner...and four that could not care less.
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Steven
Morgan:
Eyebrows were raised when they declared the winner of this
year's Turner Prize
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Andrea
Longman:
Do you speak Micr-aaaagh?
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kath
newton:
this year 3 wheel cars will be all the rage
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phil:
strangest elvis impersonation i've ever seen
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Darren
Williams:
the instructer replied that the t on the sign meant dead end.
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peter
jones, malvern:
that's the worst case of road rage I've ever seen!
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Valerie:
It could be worse dear, it could have been the Rolls!
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Mary,
Evesham:
I have a crash on you !!
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Jackie,
Redditch:
"I think the car will fit in the garage now dear."
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