You didn't need supernatural powers to predict that Exorcist - The Beginning
would horrify for all the wrong reasons. A prequel/sequel to the 70s
shocker, it tells how the original's devil-battling priest (Max Von Sydow
then; Stellan Skarsg氓rd now) first grappled with demon-beast Pazuzu. The
place? Africa. The era? The 40s. The result? Largely tedium; a botch job of
mistimed scare scenes, bland characters and computer-generated hyenas -
alieviated only by Skarsg氓rd, who delivers a performance much better than
the material deserves.
The man behind the mess is Renny Harlin, the director of the mercilessly
bland CutThroat Island, who was hired to reshoot the gore-drenched
moneyspinner after a first effort by Auto Focus helmer Paul Schrader was deemed dull by studio suits. So, intead of a reportedly slow-burn
psychological thriller, we get a blaring, in-your-face "fright fest",
charged with jolts so low-wattage they might just scare you to sleep.
"EVEN THE SIMPLEST OF SHOCKS IS SCREWED UP"
It's sickly absorbing to see how even the simplest of shocks is screwed up
despite having apparently fail-safe elements in place. Such as when Izabella
Scorupco takes a shower. You have a beautiful woman. In a towel. In the
dark. With a viscous Satanic presence knocking about. How hard can it be?
Yet you're only likely to jump out of your seat if you're desperate for the
loo.
There is one unsettling scene, when a spooky-eyed child is set to be
slaughtered in order to defeat the demon. As his African elders chant away
and his teary-eyed father looks on, it's impossible not to feel vaguely
involved. But this soon passes and it's back to demonic forces making the
place untidy by blowing paper around and graffiting the walls.
In the face of this, Skarsg氓rd is superb, lending his troubled priest real
dignity. When he's not bothered the star can easily appear bored (see King
Arthur), but here he somehow manages to maintain some warmth, humanity and
humour in what's essentially a spiritless, cynical film.