NATURISTSInside
Out's Chris Jackson goes behind the closed doors of one of the region's
naturist camps. So what's it like getting your kit off? Chris Jackson
reveals the bare truth about naturists. I can鈥檛
really recall when I first became embarrassed about being seen naked.
I do
remember cringing in the corner as a teenager every time my dad
got out the old Super 8 projector to play back scenes of me as a
toddler. He
would conjure up flickering images of me clambering around in the
sand in the nuddy and regularly inflict them on perfectly respectable
relatives. It
was humiliating. The
bare truthThere
is something about the way we鈥檙e brought up that instill in us a
fear of being naked, that it is somehow dirty to be seen without
your clothes on. | Naturists
enjoy the outdoors |
Heaven
forbid that our parents who looked after us all those years should
catch a glimpse of us in the altogether in later life. Nakedness
is a taboo that most of us only break with a new partner. It
seems that as adults the only occasions where we take our clothes
off for any length of time is to have a bath or have sex - either
way it鈥檚 something that should be kept private and if observed would
somehow be shameful. Maximum
exposureSo
why on earth would I want to take my kit off in front of strangers?
I wouldn鈥檛
but when the Inside Out office came up with the brainwave of exploring
the modern day lives of naturists, I really didn鈥檛 have much choice. | The
camera never lies |
It
was a challenge that had to be met. I
couldn鈥檛 hide any faults that my body had accrued over the last
40 years. Yes,
I went back to the gym, yes I tried to eat less, but who the hell
was I trying to kid? The
camera never lies and I couldn鈥檛 pull out now could I? The
bare essentialsMargaret
and Derek made me feel quite at ease once I鈥檇 got inside the nudist
camp. | Derek
shows me the ropes |
They鈥檇
been stripping off for decades but as leading members of the naturist
community they were only too aware that newbie nudies need to be
given time and space to shed their clothes for the first time. It
was a cool day and even naturists wrap up when the temperature drops.
But
it was just this side of 鈥渒it off鈥 and so the scenes you see on
the box are real. No
trick photography, no stiff drink to calm the nerves, no going back.
It
was my baptism and I was about to see the light. The
first time ...The
first few minutes are awkward. I'm sitting round a table with two
totally naked people. In
the background families are preparing lunch, doing some gardening,
chatting away - everyone in the buff. It鈥檚
as if I鈥檇 been given a pair of those X-ray specs they used to advertise
in comics. | Getting
back to nature |
You鈥檇
expect everyone to have honed bodies, not true. To
me that was the best bit - no one gives a damn what you look like.
Fat or thin, muscle-bound or puny, young or old. After
half an hour or so you become so immune to everyone鈥檚 nakedness
and you wonder what on earth all the fuss is about. UndercoverThey
are still a secretive bunch though. Several families left when they
knew we were arriving with our camera. | Chris
gets into the swing of things at the naturist camp |
Others
are only ever known by their Christian names for fear their neighbours
or work colleagues find out. Most
of us 鈥渢extiles鈥, as they like to call us non-naturists, are now
used to seeing naked bodies on holiday beaches. I can鈥檛
quite understand why naturists still feel obliged to huddle in remote
northern camps with high fences and secret addresses. The
bottom lineSo
was it worth taking my clothes off? TV
reporters the world over will vouch for the fact were it not for
the camera they wouldn鈥檛 have had a tarantula crawling over their
hands or be walking the tightrope at the circus. It鈥檚
a strange kind of dutch courage. More
to the point would I become a naturist? The
answer has to be no. Not because I would be embarrassed anymore.
The
bottom line is that their freedom comes at a price - they lock themselves
away to be free. It鈥檚 a mad old world isn鈥檛 it. |