Gerry and Sean -
A Match Made In Heaven
By Crist铆n Ruddy
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Gerry Anderson walked in the door,
Knocking poor Sean down to the floor.
"Get out of my road,you silly aul man,
You sicken my happiness get me a can."
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So Sean went away,Gerrys wee slave,
George Jones came in and said"Gerry Behave!!
Or I'll get him, you know the wee man,
who made people move to china from strabane."
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"George,NO,you wouldn't dare,
you know that he'll kill me, it just isnt fair!!"
"Well then Gerry leave Sean alone,
Go and apologize now on the phone!"
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So Gerry went leaving his pride,
his head hung low in one small stride!
He left years of cruelty far behind,
would he turn over a new leaf?
Would he be kind?
He picked up the phone and he began to dial,
George was so proud of him he gave him a smile!
"Listen Sean there's something I have to say,
I know Ive been nasty day after day!
So, well,Im sorry, do you forgive me?
The truth is I love why can't you just see!
Your my best friend, your like my brother,
"Then a voice came,"Can I take your order?"
"What?Sean?Is that not you?" "No its McDonalds,you
silly aul fool!!"
"So did you apologize?"George came
and said,
"Eh,yeah I did,but he was sick in bed!"
"Oh really I find that hard to believe,
Cause Seans standing here right beside me!!"
"Oh right, that sean, Mr coyle?
I thought you meant Sean on the river foyle!"
"Well then gerry I have a wee guest,
this man will put you to the test!
Hugo,Hugo you can come in,
here's Gerry now you can begin!!"
So Gerry sat down and Hugo said "Lets go!"
He made him listen to all of his show!!! Gerry was screaming
"Please let me die!!" But the torture
was to much,he broke down to cry!! "Listen Gerry listen
to me,
Just say sorry to his face and you can be free!"
But Gerry said"NO I will not give in!!"
"Well then silly billy,let the torture begin!
If you thought that was bad look
what we've in store,
A whole day listening to Radio4!!!
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