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16 October 2014

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(I Trudged Along) Now I'm 40
By Brian Gogarty (11th March 2003)

They say 鈥淟ife begins at forty,
the best years are ahead鈥.
But if I live as long again
I鈥檒l probably be dead.

They say men peak at seventeen -
and women thirty-five.
So by the time we鈥檙e forty
have we lost our sexual drive?

The thought of it鈥檚 not frightening,
but what don鈥檛 appeal to me is
in order to chew biscuits,
I must dip them in my tea.

And if my hair should all fall out,
as one day it well might,
should I by a wig to help prevent
reflection of the light?

When my limbs grow weary
and my ears no longer hear
and my tongue has lost the pleasure
of tasting wine and beer.

When my prostate and my bladder
are giving me some grief
and I need to fit a catheter
to gain that small relief

When my eyes grow dark and dim,
And I no longer see,
I鈥檒l remember you and you鈥檒l still be
so beautiful to me

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