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\f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 Decorating the tree.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 I am disabled,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par Would y}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 ou put on the fairy for me?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par \par But if }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 you kissed me at Christmas}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 Under the mistletoe,}{\rtlch\fcs1 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n the pub on Christmas Eve}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par He drink}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781 s}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 his glass to t}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 he dregs with a straw, yeah.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par \par Th}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 ere once was a woman}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 Used an electric wheelchair,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par She p}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 lugged in the fairy lights}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 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\af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 tmas time.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par \par Bu}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 t think of the normal ones}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par For t}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 hey live amongst us, yeah.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par Let's give the}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 m our charity at this time}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par Must}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 n't stare, show we care ...}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 \f1\fs22\insrsid12780781\charrsid12780781 \par \par I}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af1\afs22 \ltrch\fcs0 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