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Fete-al Attraction!? Alternative suggestions for the 2016 Ambridge Fete

"Sounds like one big yawn to me," said Kenton as Lynda revealed her plans for a traditional Village Fete. But what alternative? and stepped in with some options...

As suggested by Judith Harvey on Facebook (Lynda will be having words, Judith)

Fete-al Attraction - boil a bunny in a bin, force feed tuna to a narcissist, dunk a spouse in ready-made custard, burn toads in holes, bash the brat, find the wife with tracking software, run rings round parents-in-law and tug of war over the baby. Fun for all the family! [Judith Harvey on ]

Prisoners and warders

They're already queuing up for this one

As endorsed by Joe and Eddie Grundy

Carrie. The Movie.

The village unites to free an incarcerated resident?

Fakes and forgeries

Lynda's response to all of the above?

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"Sniff!"

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