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The 9 Best Rob Titchener Conspiracy Theories
While much of Ambridge continues to be convinced by Rob, Archers listeners do their bit for the defence. We address this case file: 'For The Attention of Anna Tregorran'...
1. Did Rob stab himself on that fateful night in Blossom Hill Cottage?
2. Or did Henry stab Rob?
Rob said: "Helen, put the knife down..." She put it down and Henry picked it up! Then dropped it when Helen said, "Henry!" (I've only listened to that part about 2 zillion times) [Diana Preston on ]
3. Was Rob plotting to kill Shula?
It was Rob who came to the rescue when Shula lost control of her horse. He revealed that the cheek piece had broken. Was it a set-up? A warning? Or something even more serious?
4. Ian and Rob are the same person
5. Rob is the illegitimate son of Peggy's ex-chauffeur, hell-bent on revenge. [Seems plausible...]
6. Further illegitimacy doubts: Ursula... "the Hampshire Hussy"?
Was Ursula lying about the circumstances of Miles' and Rob's births? I bet she did, but the fact remains that both men are very different from each other. Does that mean that either Miles or Rob is not Bruce's but the result of a fling from Ursula? The other day I met an elderly couple from Hampshire in a pub who were on holiday in Amsterdam. When I brought up the name Ursula Titchener, the husband said, "Ah, you mean the Hampshire Hussy! She was quite a goer in her twenties and thirties. That woman left a trail of broken hearts and empty vodka bottles all over Hampshire! And her husband is not the father of her son Rob, I can tell you! Phah, Titch the Snitch we used to call him in the village! Nobody knows who the father is. All we know is that one night after the pubs were closed Mrs. T. was all over this tall dark bloke on the doorstep of the local funeral parlour, and nine months later there was this vicious little baby. You know, it wasn't able to cry! How weird is that? It could only hiss like a snake!" [Maarten van den Heuvel on ]
7. Ursula is an actress [When you think about it, this one works on two levels]
8. Rob's catalogue of crime
First off - the Fairbrothers' eggmobile.
Was it Robknob with a box of matches??? Look out Johnny you're next on the hit list !!! [Elizabeth James on ]
Rustling cattle, torching hen houses. Is there nothing Titchener won't stoop to? [Richard Gilbert on ]
9. Thomas The Rabbit to return as a star witness
T Rabbit: From the bin, he saw everything.
