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Scottish movie stars recite Robert Burns

23 January 2018

Ready the turnip masher, Burns Night is upon us! It's an over 200-year-old tradition to eat haggis, neeps and tatties and recite the poems of Rabbie Burns. If you want to read them perfectly, accent and all, here are six giants of Scottish acting to help you smash it.

Burns lovers: Alan Cumming, Shirley Henderson, Robbie Coltrane and Laura Fraser

Robert Carlyle

To a Louse

A poem by Robert Burns, written in 1785.

To a Louse

Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie?
Your impudence protects you sairly;
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze and lace;
Tho', faith! I fear ye dine but sparely
On sic a place.

Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her -
Sae fine a lady?
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
On some poor body.

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Swith! in some beggar's haffet squattle;
There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
Wi' ither kindred, jumping cattle,
In shoals and nations;
Whaur horn nor bane ne'er daur unsettle
Your thick plantations.

Now haud you there, ye're out o' sight,
Below the fatt'rels, snug and tight;
Na, faith ye yet! ye'll no be right,
Till ye've got on it -
The verra tapmost, tow'rin height
O' Miss' bonnet.

My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
As plump an' grey as ony groset:
O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
Or fell, red smeddum,
I'd gie you sic a hearty dose o't,
Wad dress your droddum.

I wad na been surpris'd to spy
You on an auld wife's flainen toy;
Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
On's wyliecoat;
But Miss' fine Lunardi! fye!
How daur ye do't?

O Jenny, dinna toss your head,
An' set your beauties a' abread!
Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin:
Thae winks an' finger-ends, I dread,
Are notice takin.

O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!

Actor Robert Carlyle, from Maryhill in Glasgow, graduated from the esteemed Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama (now known as the Royal Conservatoire of Scotland). His fellow alumni include Alan Cumming, James McAvoy and David Tennant. Carlyle came to prominence with his powerful portrayal of Albie, an articulate, disturbed murderer in a 1994 episode of Jimmy McGovern's Cracker. He changed tack with his much-loved Sunday night role as the eponymous village copper , and then found fame as Begbie in hit film Trainspotting; he won 1997's BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role for The Full Monty.

One of seven Burns recitals Carlyle performed in 2009, the full name of this poem is To A Louse, On Seeing One on a Lady's Bonnet at Church.

Shirley Henderson

Jockey was a Bonny Lad

A song by Robert Burns.

Jockey was a Bonny Lad

My Jockey is a bonny lad,
A dainty lad, a merry lad,
A neat sweet pretty little lad,
An' just the lad for me.
For when we o'er the meadows stray,
He's ay sae lively ay sae gay,
An' aft right canty does he say,
There's nane he loes like me.

An' he's ay huggin ay dawtin',
Ay clappin', ay pressin',
Ay squeezin', ay kissin',
An' winna let me be.

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I met my lad the ither day,
Friskin' thro' a field o' hay,
Says he, dear Jenny, will ye stay,
An' crack a while wi me.
Na, Jockey lad, I darena stay,
My mither she'd miss me away;
Syne she'll flyte an' scauld a' day,
An' play the diel wi me.

But Jockey still continued,
Ay huggin ay dawtin',
Ay clappin', ay pressin',
Ay squeezin', ay kissin',
An' winna let me be.

Hoot! Jockey, see my hair is down,
An' look you've torn a' my gown,
An how will I gae thro' the town,
Dear laddie tell to me.
He never minded what I said,
But wi' my neck an' bosom play'd;
Tho' I intreated, begg'd an' pray'd
Him no to touzle me.

But Jockey still continued
Huggin', dawtin', clappin', squeezin',
An' ay kissin', kissin', kissin',
Till down cam we.

As breathless an' fatigued I lay,
In his arms among the hay,
My blood fast thro' my veins did play
As he lay huggin' me;
I thought my breath wou'd never last,
For Jockey danc'd sae devilish fast;
But what cam o'er, I trow, at last,
There diel ane kens but me.

But soon he weari'd o' his dance,
O' his jumpin an' his prance,
An' he confess'd without romance,
He was fain to let me be.

Shirley grew up in Kincardine in Fife, and aged 17 she moved to London to spend three years at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. Whether for her turn as Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, her voicing of the eponymous Gruffalo's Child, or reprising her Trainspotting role in the recent T2 Trainspotting, Shirley Henderson has found a place in hearts around the world in awe of her signature child-like voice and expressive acting style.

Jockey was a Bonny Lad is just one of eleven Burns works read by Henderson for the ´óÏó´«Ã½ in 2009; this particular work was classified along with a further 64 poems and songs on the theme of seduction.

Robbie Coltrane

Willie Brew’d A Peck O’ Maut

A poem by Robert Burns, written in 1789.

Willie Brew’d A Peck O’ Maut

O Willie brew'd a peck o' maut,
And Rob and Allen cam to see;
Three blyther hearts, that lee-lang night,
Ye wadna found in Christendie.

We are na fou, we're nae that fou,
But just a drappie in our ee;
The cock may craw, the day may daw
And aye we'll taste the barley bree.

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Here are we met, three merry boys,
Three merry boys I trow are we;
And mony a night we've merry been,
And mony mae we hope to be!

It is the moon, I ken her horn,
That's blinkin' in the lift sae hie;
She shines sae bright to wyle us hame,
But, by my sooth, she'll wait a wee!

Wha first shall rise to gang awa,
A cuckold, coward loun is he!
Wha first beside his chair shall fa',
He is the King amang us three.

We are na fou, we're nae that fou,
But just a drappie in our ee;
The cock may craw, the day may daw
And aye we'll taste the barley bree.

Although Robbie Coltrane has been a national treasure in the UK for many years, much of the world will know him best as the affable giant Hagrid in the Harry Potter films; a role which brought him to an entirely new audience.

Among four recordings Coltrane made for the 2009 Burns project, this drinking song recounts a merry evening spent by Robert Burns with two of his friends. A 'peck of maut' is a measure of barley it sounds as if the home-brew kept the bard and his buddies going all night.

Laura Fraser

How lang and dreary is the night

A song by Robert Burns, written in 1794.

How lang and dreary is the night

How lang and dreary is the night,
When I am frae my dearie!
I restless lie frae e'en to morn,
Tho' I were ne'er sae weary.

For O, her lanely nights are lang,
And O, her dreams are eerie,
And O, her widow'd heart is sair,
That's absent frae her dearie!

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When I think on the lightsome days
I spent wi' thee, my dearie,
And now what seas between us roar,
How can I be but eerie?

For O, her lanely nights are lang,
And O, her dreams are eerie,
And O, her widow'd heart is sair,
That's absent frae her dearie!

How slow ye move, ye heavy hours!
The joyless day how dreary!
It was na sae ye glinted by,
When I was wi' my dearie!

For O, her lanely nights are lang,
And O, her dreams are eerie,
And O, her widow'd heart is sair,
That's absent frae her dearie!

Born in Glasgow, Laura Fraser trained at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama. Fraser lived in the US for four years and landed a part in Breaking Bad, the hugely successful drug crime drama, as glamorous, high-end drug smuggler Lydia Rodarte-Quayle.

Fraser made eleven recordings for the 2009 Burns project. How lang and dreary is the night captures the heartache and sleepless nights of one lonely woman forced to be apart from her love.

Brian Cox

To a Mouse

A poem by Robert Burns, written in 1785.

To a Mouse

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

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I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell -
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!

This Dundee-born actor has appeared in many Hollywood blockbusters, including two outings in the Jason Bourne film franchise, but it is arguably his stage work that secures him a place as one of the great Scottish actors. He joined Dundee Repertory Theatre at age 14, and was attending the prestigious London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art by the time he was 17.

An accomplished Shakespearean actor, in a Cox described the 1987 Royal Shakespeare Company production of Titus Andronicus as “the most interesting thing I’ve ever done in the theatre”, and his interpretation of the title role as "probably still the greatest stage performance I've ever given."

Alan Cumming

Cock Up Your Beaver

A song by Robert Burns, written in 1792.

Cock Up Your Beaver

When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown,
But now he has gotten a hat and a feather -
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu' sprush!
We'll over the border and gie them a brush:
There's somebody there we'll teach better behavior -
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Born in Aberfeldy in Perthshire, Alan Cumming made an early name for himself by starring in two of Scotland's most dearly loved TV series, Take the High Road and Taggart, and went on to write and star as flight attendant Sebastian Flight in ´óÏó´«Ã½ Two sitcom in 1995. A number of roles in successful Hollywood films followed, including Bond movie Goldeneye. In recent years Cumming has found affection with American audiences with the character of Eli Gold in American legal and political drama series The Good Wife.

Cumming recorded 15 works by Burns and this one, Cock Up Yer Beaver, is a 1792 call to arms; an effort to appeal to all Scots to drive away English invaders. The beaver refers to a kind of hat.

The Complete Works of Robert Burns

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