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Comedians Mark Dolan and Zoe Lyons join Christian and Bob Mills to help Brucie get down with 'da youf' and to find a way to defend the country without the expense of Trident.

Comedians Mark Dolan and Zoe Lyons join Christian and Bob Mills.

This week, the panel tackle

- the fact that 36% of Brits don't know who Nick Clegg is*
- Ways for Brucie to prove he's still got it
- Possible rides for Nottingham's new Robin Hood theme park
- Finding another country to cosy up with, now that the 'special relationship' with the USA is not as special as it used to be

- Cheap ways to defend the nation
- Practical methods to get pandas procreating

*(He's the leader of the Liberal Democrats)

Their solutions are

- Jazz up Nick Clegg's name to make him more memorable
- Replace Brucie's co-hosts with waxworks of dead historical figures to make him look younger
- A Bryan Adams 'Everything I Do' ride - which goes on forever and makes you feel really nauseous
- We should cosy up to Italy... he's already got a massive bed we can get into
- Replicate a tactic from WW2 and build a nuclear sub from flat-pack furniture which looks real from the sky
- Tell the panda community they can claim social housing if they have kids.

1 hour

Last on

Sun 27 Sep 2009 11:00
大象传媒 Radio 5 Live

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Chapters

  • Tips for Nick Clegg

    36% of Britons don't know who Nick Clegg is. How can the Lib Dem leader get noticed?

    Duration: 12:21

  • Time to rethink the UK and US special relationship?

    The panel come up with ideas for who we should get into bed with instead.

    Duration: 03:47

Broadcast

  • Sun 27 Sep 2009 11:00
    大象传媒 Radio 5 Live