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03/09/2010

Shaun celebrates National Beard Day and takes a rib-tickling satirical romp through the day's news and events to the perfect wake-up soundtrack for any discerning music lover.

Shaun Keaveny takes a rib-tickling satirical romp through the day's news and events, to the perfect morning soundtrack for any music-lover; from northern soul to new folk; rock 'n' roll to indie disco. Friday sees Shaun chatting about paint, dogs that eat rocks and how the Russian economy needs more drinkers and smokers. Plus Murray Lachlan Young brings us his usual Friday poem - this week decicated to Rock Stars, but here is a little somethign he wrote for us all about beards!

Contemplating growing a beard?

You want a beard you need a beard.
You've seen what beards can do
The confidence, the joie de vivre
But which beard is for you?

French fork, Chin puff ?
Cheeky Latin wedge?
Soul patch, Neck muff?
Chin atop a hedge?

Intellectual, goatee beard?
Cultivate the shrub
Nautical, or boaty beard?
Join the beardy club

Surfy beard or folky beard?
Fluffy, pubic fuzz?
Black, blond, ginger beard?
Find the beardy buzz.

Meet up with your beardy friends
In a beardy bar
Talk about a beardy band
Name a beardy star

Scratch a little, stroke a little
Stroke a little more
Twist and preen and plump and prod
Yes, that's what beards are for

Look into the mirror
See what you can do
Who's that bushy beardy bear?
That beardy bear is you!

Masculine believable
Trustworthy and fun
Wholesome, wise yet vulnerable
Oh feel what you've become

Now customise, accessorise
Yes, strike a beardy theme
A pipe? Perhaps, a Breton shirt?
Go on; go on, some skinny jeans

Now out, out, out into the world
And execute your bearded plan
Embrace your bearded destiny
Become a bearded man!

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Fri 3 Sep 2010 07:00
大象传媒 Radio 6 Music

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    Duration: 02:20

  • Murray's Poem

    Poet Murray Lachlan Young delivers his weekly poem

    Duration: 02:30

  • Beck

    E-Pro

    • Interscope.

  • Yeasayer

    Madder Red

    • Mute.

  • The Drums

    Let's Go Surfing

    • CD SINGLE.
    • MOSHI MOSHI.
    • 1.

  • Lord Finesse

    Set It Up Troop

  • Band of Horses

    Factory

    • Infinite Arms.
    • COLUMBIA.

  • Kelis

    Trick Me

    • Virgin.

  • Talking Heads

    Road To Nowhere

    • Virgin.

  • Arcade Fire

    Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)

    • Rough Trade Records.

  • Broken Social Scene

    All to All

    • City Slang Records.

  • The Cure

    10:15 Saturday Night

    • FICTION.

  • Primal Scream

    Call On Me

    • CREATION.

  • Underworld

    Always Loved A Film

    • CD SINGLE.
    • COOKING VINYL.
    • 1.

  • The Flaming Lips

    Do You Realize??

    • Warner Bros.

  • King Curtis

    Memphis Soul Stew

    • Very Best of Blues Brother Soul Sister.
    • Warner Strategic Marketing.

  • Tame Impala

    Lucidity

    • Modular.
    • 1.

  • Led Zeppelin

    We're Gonna Groove

  • Foals

    Spanish Sahara

  • De La Soul

    Buddy (Native Tongue Decision) (feat. Jungle Brothers, Queen Latifah, Monie Love & 蚕鈥怲颈辫)

    • BIG LIFE.

  • Dizzee Rascal & Armand van Helden

    Bonkers

    • Tongue N' Cheek.
    • Dirtee Stank.
    • 1.

  • Dizzee Rascal

    Road Rage <Clean>

    • Tongue N' Cheek.
    • Dirtee Stank.
    • 2.

  • Dizzee Rascal

    Chillin' Wiv Da Man Dem <Clean>

    • Tongue N' Cheek.
    • Dirtee Stank.
    • 6.

  • Dizzee Rascal

    Holiday (feat. Chrome & Calvin Harris)

    • Tongue N' Cheek.
    • Dirtee Stank.
    • 10.

  • Dizzee Rascal

    Dance Wiv Me (feat. Calvin Harris and Chrome) (feat. Calvin Harris & Chrome)

    • CD SINGLE.
    • Dirtee Stank.
    • 1.

  • Caitlin Rose

    Shanghai Cigarettes

    • 1.

  • Florence + The Machine

    Drumming Song

    • Island Records.

  • I Am Kloot

    Proof

    • Echo.

  • The Who

    Magic Bus

    • POLYDOR.

  • Cerys Matthews

    In the Blue

    • CD SINGLE.
    • Rainbow City.
    • 1.

  • Franz Ferdinand

    Michael

    • Domino.

  • Manic Street Preachers

    (It's Not War) Just The End Of Love

  • The Walkmen

    Angela Surf City

    • CD SINGLE.
    • BELLA UNION.
    • 1.

  • Noah and the Whale

    Blue Skies

    • CD SINGLE.
    • Young & Lost Club.
    • 1.

  • Guns N鈥� Roses

    Sweet Child O' Mine

    • Geffen.

Broadcast

  • Fri 3 Sep 2010 07:00
    大象传媒 Radio 6 Music