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Diamonds!

Episode 2 of 4

After a tip-off from Jane's mum's Russian cleaner, the team head to Moscow to surprise a possible diamond thief. Comic mini-adventures with the Boom Jennies. From June 2014.

When Jane, Lucy and Amelia take Jane's mother (Felicity Montagu) out for a birthday meal they're not expecting to be thrust into their most dangerous adventure yet, but that's exactly what happens. After failing to decide on a starter and then moaning about her husband's obsession with ladies tennis, Jane's mum casually drops into conversation the fact that her new Russian cleaner has some inside info on a recent high-profile diamond heist.

Jane drags the name Yuri Chekov (Anil Desai) out of her and then heads to the airport immediately with an amorous Lucy and a vodka-swilling Amelia in tow. It is very cold in Russia. Amelia is glad of her vodka as well as her furry hat - a live raccoon called Craig.

Lucy is keen to warm herself up using other means and the bearded stranger staring at her from the other side of the arrivals lounge seems like as good a place to start as any. Jane just wants to grab her bag from the carousel and get after Chekov but the fact that Amelia grabs it for her means that Jane's not in a position to wonder why the bag's got a lot heavier during their flight.

Written by Anna Emerson, Lizzie Bates and Catriona Knox
Audio production by Matt Katz

Produced by Dave Lamb and Richie Webb
A Top Dog Production for 大象传媒 Radio 4.

15 minutes

Last on

Sun 29 Apr 2018 23:45

Credits

Role Contributor
Jane Catriona Knox
Lucy Lizzie Bates
Amelia Anna Emerson
Mrs Roberts Felicity Montagu
Russian Taxi Driver Felicity Montagu
Yuri Chekov Anil Desai
Beardy Russian Dreamboat Richie Webb
Producer Dave Lamb
Producer Richie Webb
Writer Anna Emerson
Writer Lizzie Bates
Writer Catriona Knox

Broadcasts

  • Wed 4 Jun 2014 23:00
  • Sun 29 Apr 2018 23:45