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Charlotte and Lillian are back, spending time together as part of a Befriend the Elderly scheme.

They may bicker about everything from signs of dementia to the appeal of Harry Styles, but underneath it鈥檚 clear they are two kindred spirits. Two selfish, self-absorbed spirits, but ones who mirror and rely on each other nonetheless.

Very nearly 30, Charlotte is still living at home with her parents and chronically unable to figure out what to do with her life. Beneath her attempt at do-gooding is barely disguised despair. She's terrified she is no good. Useless. Unloveable. She looks to Lillian to provide some meaning to her life - if she can help to improve Lillian鈥檚 life somehow, she鈥檇 feel a lot better about her own. And there鈥檚 all the kudos and social media likes that come with charity work - not to mention the lure of Lillian's large spare room.

Lillian meanwhile is still her ebullient self, but her facade hides a nagging fear of what's to come - her body is giving up on her. Lillian's motto is still 鈥淜eep Buggering On鈥� 鈥� aka keep getting at Charlotte 鈥� but increasingly, she鈥檚 forced to wonder why. She masks all this by doubling down and manipulating Charlotte into carrying out all her menial tasks. If Charlotte won鈥檛 do them, there are plenty of other volunteers who will.

Charlotte has met a new man, prompting Lillian to offer up her best dating advice. Things may have changed since Lillian鈥檚 day, but some of her suggestions contain hard-won, ageless wisdom.

The trouble is, Charlotte can't tell which ones 鈥� and Lillian may not have her best interests at heart.

Charlotte ...... Helen Monks
Lillian ...... Miriam Margolyes

Written by Kat Sommers and Holly Walsh.

Producer: Lucy Armitage

A Giddy Goat production for 大象传媒 Radio 4, first broadcast in October 2019.

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