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A View from the Terrace is back once again to deliver another larger than life take on Scottish football.

In It鈥檚 Only Week 30 But... Billy Gilmour is going to be world-class, Joel is speechlessly fuming at Hamilton Accies, and Telfer is right behind the Brechin City survival bid, sort of.

In Fives, which of the boys will join one of the country's most in-form strikers: a rejuvenated smokie, a midfield powerhouse from the Granite City or Scotland鈥檚 best part-time goalkeeper in the A View From the Terrace FC five-a-side team?

In Search History, Lil鈥� Bobby Borthwick is back to lead the boys in picking through the best of this week鈥檚 Scottish football social media, including fan bans at Fort William, half the cast of Guess Who? and a Russian fan to Dingwall.

The boys take a trip to Soccer Land in Half and Half Scarves as they look at what we can learn from American sports. Fowler proposes an all-star game, while Telfer wants to see celebrity owners at the Indodrill Stadium.
In Big Team Found, it鈥檚 Dunfermline Athletic v Falkirk, where Shaughan calls upon the power of Sammy the Tammy. But will it be enough to take down Telfer鈥檚 Bairns?

It鈥檚 light, cameras, action in Couldn鈥檛 Script it. Fowler predicts a leading role for Marvin Bartley at the Tony Macaroni Arena, and Shaughan heads to Angus for a coming-of-age drama featuring Montrose and East Fife.
In Bank or Bust, Fowler continues on his quest to delay the title party at Tannadice as Telfer and Shaughan continue to lead the way.

Outside of the studio, we join members of the Dundee United squad as Fans Ask the Weirdest Things, but what exactly is a skunk ape? We then head to the border to ask What Happens Next? at Lowland League side Berwick Rangers following last season鈥檚 relegation from the SPFL.

Finally, Chris McQueer rounds out the show with his short story The Dressing Room. But where have all the players gone?