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Pawnbroker, "The last time I was on a bus run, it was with the Long Tower Youth Club and we were messing about with the absent bus driver's ticket machine."

Sean, "OK, so the bus driver's away, and you get the ticket machine."

Pawnbroker, "And Liam the former footballer put his finger into the yoke. And I pushed the button and I nearly cut Liam's finger off. Ask him does he remember that!"

Sean, "I will indeed, and when I ask Liam about that, he will tell me who you are. And then I will know who you are. I know you have been trying to hide your identity from me for a long long time. I know you're living in Armagh, unless you were telling me a lie. I will see if I can find out who you are. You are the man who almost cut Liam's finger off."

With music from Buddy Holly, Imelda May, Bill Haley, Eddie Cochrane, Chas n Dave, and more.