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"I was in England," Joan says, "And I ordered a fish and one chip, and what came back was a fish, and one chip. A single chip."

"When we were over in Liverpool," Janet says, "there were four of us in the caf茅, and we ordered four fries. Four Ulster fries for our breakfast. My husband went to the counter, and came back with four chips. Four plates of chips that is."

"I could understand that," Sean says, "because something similar happened to me when I was over building Birmingham. I took a nephew over to the shop, and I wanted to buy a lemonade, and I said to the lady behind the counter, 'can I have an orange lemonade?' She said, 'What?' I said, 'A bottle of orange lemonade please.' She said, 'right...' And she came back with a bottle of brown lemonade. And she showed it to me. I said, 'No, I want orange.' 'But you asked for lemonade?' she said. 'But I want orange lemonade.' 'Do you want two bottles?' she said. 'No, just the one.' 'But you either want orange or you want lemonade!' And then she asked, 'Is it pop you want? What flavour do you want?'"

With music from T Rex, Dan Auerbach, Canned Heat, Them, Jerry Keller, The Beatles, and more.