大象传媒

"I will never drive over the Foyle Bridge," Sean says. "Never again. I shall use Craigavon Bridge in future."

"Is the Foyle Bridge the double-decker?" says Ron.

"No," Sean says. "That's the Craigavon Bridge, that's the double-decker."

"I'm wondering why," Ron says, "you don't like the Foyle Bridge?"

"Well you see the Foyle Bridge is simply too high for me. It's a beautiful bridge. We need it. Need another one. But it's not for me. Too high. My vertigo kicks in!"

With music from George Jones, Blondie, The Piranhas, Joe Dolan, Tom Jones, and more.