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"I've been reading an article about Lee Marvin," says The Lawn Ranger, "And it mentioned he once came to Northern Ireland."

"I don't believe that," Sean says. "Lee Marvin was never in Northern Ireland."

"He swore," The Lawn Ranger says, "he would never come back, because every time he introduced himself, he was offered a sandwich."

"You have it wrong," Sean says, "It's not Lee Marvin. It's Hank Marvin. It's Cockney rhyming slang for starving. So every time he introduced himself, 'I'm Hank Marvin' people gave him a sandwich. I'm disappointed in you, Lawn Ranger."

With music from Johnny Cash and June Carter, Bob Marley, and Billy Fury.