大象传媒

"Spare a thought for me!" says the Wee Belfast Taxi Driver. "I'm getting it up to the teeth! When I get fares into the taxi, and I say to them, 'how are you doing?' it doesn't mean that I want to hear about their gout! Or their Vertigo! Or their bowel problems! Coyle! Help me! I'm going to have to give this job up!"

"Well," Sean says, "I don't know what we can do for you, Wee Taxi Driver. Maybe you should tell them how you're feeling right away? You could say to them, 'you think you have problems? I'm in this taxi eight hours a day.' Then again, people might start avoiding you..."

With music from The Turtles, Racey, Brendan Bowyer, and more.