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"I contacted my travel agent today," says Ron in Belfast, "with a budget of a thousand quid!"

"OK..." Sean says.

"But the only places that came up," says Ron, "were Tenerife and Cyprus where the temperature is only 19 degrees! No good!"

"Tell them what they can do with their 19 degrees, Ron!"

"You'd need a cardigan in the evening!" Ron says.

"When I go on holidays I always take a jumper with me," Sean says. "A long sleeved jumper and a long pair of trousers! Because there's nothing worse, Ron, when you're sitting eating, and there's a draught round your knees!"

With music from Matchbox, Wilson Pickett, Dwight Yoakam with Sheryl Crow, and more.