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鈥淚 want to send you a gift,鈥� says Davy. 鈥淚t's 14 stone six foot two, 32 years old, and a pain in the (deleted). And he comes in at night and doesn't close the juice bottle, leaving a mess!鈥�
鈥淲hat does he do, this 14 stone, six foot two 32-year-old?鈥� Sean says, 鈥漺hen he comes home, and opens the fridge? I need more information on this, Davy!鈥�
鈥淢y son brings a big bottle of juice home with him every day, and takes a drink out of it and doesn't put the lid on right. Then he puts the bottle on its side in the fridge. It doesn't fit standing up, and the thing leaks all over the fridge. Of course it's me who has to clean up the mess in the morning!鈥�
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